Zenigundam

I'm a really peaceful, down to Earth guy. It's a shame that women feel threatened.

Defamation lawsuit coming

*steps to you, beer breath pumping from all angles* Yeah. That is how it works. *cracks knuckles*

doesn't mean you aren't cool and an amazing catch for the ladies. It doesn't have to be all macho frat clubbing with MTV caliber valley speak all day long.

The girl answers either "flattered" or "aroused" to the "How would you feel if someone masturbated with you in mind?" question because it makes me think that if I can just get her on a first date, I'll tell her what I do with the saved JPG pics from her profile on my desktop, and she'll immediately want to have hot, passionate sex for the next four hours.

Wtf

You are an illogical feminist and white knight, and also a victim of pop culture groupthink.

Homie, you've gotta watch your mouth. You're writing some hefty ass checks there...

Is it genetic or did I become tough through pure badassery?

Watch it, man. They wanted to be near me. They were attracted to me in Every way imaginable, I just don't believe in prepubescent sex.

You have to try. P---y ain't gonna fall into your lap. Women expect to be courted because they're controlled by media culture.

She'll get in on the action too if you're smooth. If you're nerdy and awkward, she'll get scared because that's what movies and television have taught her, and her friends have reinforced those reactions.

Once upon a time we used to be able to watch Toonami at this time.

I can beat those guys. I'm more creative and smarter than they are, and I'll come up with dunks never seen before.

That's because I can never find anything good to buy.

1. Run 2. Very fast 3. Into the woods 4. Hide there for a while 5. Get your car when the situation cools down

Calm down.

Extremely annoying. No means no. Now go front face some shelves, and leave me to my business.

Getting sick of this criminal behavior by Best Buy employees. The law is the only thing stopping me from grabbing them. Mind your business and do your damn job! >(

Wow I'm a total goon.

*Punches in the heat of the moment* "Wow, Zeni, you're such a badass!"

Yo watch your mouth, man. *shoves while continuing to move forward*

with this cute Italian girl in my area. I really want to have an hour long sex session with her and impregnate her.

You called it an "FPS shooter"....

An "FPS shooter"? *scoffs*