How I Stalk ShopRite Smokers on Break and Other Scary Tales

[discolé monade]

lmao....ok, you must be watching EITHER, 'go tell the midwife', 'the gilded age' or 'downton abbey'

 

not once in the history of your brain rot rambling have you EVER written by the way of the 'king's english'.

you are your own diatribe. 

you admittedly purchase 2nd hand or lost n found pants that are at least 2 sizes too large and long. and the sitting and showing socks has got to be the dumbest 5 year old child's explanation as to why you're wearing daddy's pants. 

look at your own picture, that you posted, with the 2 inches bubble of extra material at the belt loop between the back pocket with your trapper keep wallet, and the handy dandy carpenter side pocket. 

you are such a fucking turnip. 

 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

8 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

lmao....ok, you must be watching EITHER, 'go tell the midwife', 'the gilded age' or 'downton abbey'

 

not once in the history of your brain rot rambling have you EVER written by the way of the 'king's english'.

you are your own diatribe. 

you admittedly purchase 2nd hand or lost n found pants that are at least 2 sizes too large and long. and the sitting and showing socks has got to be the dumbest 5 year old child's explanation as to why you're wearing daddy's pants. 

look at your own picture, that you posted, with the 2 inches bubble of extra material at the belt loop between the back pocket with your trapper keep wallet, and the handy dandy carpenter side pocket. 

you are such a fucking turnip. 

 

The belt loops are not even shown in the picture, dumbass.  

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

9 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

lmao....ok, you must be watching EITHER, 'go tell the midwife', 'the gilded age' or 'downton abbey'

 

not once in the history of your brain rot rambling have you EVER written by the way of the 'king's english'.

you are your own diatribe. 

you admittedly purchase 2nd hand or lost n found pants that are at least 2 sizes too large and long. and the sitting and showing socks has got to be the dumbest 5 year old child's explanation as to why you're wearing daddy's pants. 

look at your own picture, that you posted, with the 2 inches bubble of extra material at the belt loop between the back pocket with your trapper keep wallet, and the handy dandy carpenter side pocket. 

you are such a fucking turnip. 

 

Get a load of Don's floods.  Total goofbag, what a dork.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

21 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

lmao....ok, you must be watching EITHER, 'go tell the midwife', 'the gilded age' or 'downton abbey'

 

not once in the history of your brain rot rambling have you EVER written by the way of the 'king's english'.

you are your own diatribe. 

you admittedly purchase 2nd hand or lost n found pants that are at least 2 sizes too large and long. and the sitting and showing socks has got to be the dumbest 5 year old child's explanation as to why you're wearing daddy's pants. 

look at your own picture, that you posted, with the 2 inches bubble of extra material at the belt loop between the back pocket with your trapper keep wallet, and the handy dandy carpenter side pocket. 

you are such a fucking turnip. 

 

BTW, That's not a wallet at all.  It's a pack of smokes.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

8 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

You really need to stop inserting my name into your bullshit. I know you love me, but cut the shit. 
 

Since you can’t stfu about it I’ll explain this to you in one simple sentence:

THE ROUTE YOU TAKE, THE NEIGHBORHOOD YOU TERRORIZE, WAS DESIGNED FOR EASY CAR ACCESS, NOT WITH PEDESTRIAN SAFETY IN MIND. 

Then, what are all the crosswalks and traffic lights for?  The geese?

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

On 7/17/2025 at 4:46 PM, André Toulon said:

Interrupting people on their smoke break is mingling to him. It just doesn....

Wait a minute, why ARE you in the shoprite smoking break area?

Lmfao, when the union dropped you, that's the only place that would hire you...its all coming together. 

You wanna know another place that has an outdoor smoking club for employees?

The casino where I used to work does, and it's less than thirty feet from a public entrance.

Yes, there are occasionally some non employees who sit on the benches and chat with the employees.

It's not as rare as you think it is.

[[classic swim]]

40 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

You wanna know another place that has an outdoor smoking club for employees?

The casino where I used to work does, and it's less than thirty feet from a public entrance.

Yes, there are occasionally some non employees who sit on the benches and chat with the employees.

It's not as rare as you think it is.

Would the female customers fart all over the employees?

[André Toulon]

49 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Were'd Andre go, maybe if I reply to this post again we can start another circular argument so I won't be so scared in this busted cardboard box.

🖕🏿

[mthor]

1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

You wanna know another place that has an outdoor smoking club for employees?

The casino where I used to work does, and it's less than thirty feet from a public entrance.

Yes, there are occasionally some non employees who sit on the benches and chat with the employees.

It's not as rare as you think it is.

It's not rare at all. I remember when patients or their families would join us at one of the designated smoking areas at the hospital. Lots of fun - spending my smoke break with some obnoxious fuck who's spent the last four hours riding the call bell and giving me shit about things that I have no control over (no, I do not choose the flavor of toothpaste that comes in the  little hospital party pack; no, I cannot run out and grab you something from Taco Bell/Wendy's/the Jiffy Store [this request has come from both patients and visitors]; and no, I cannot do anything about the TV or the range of available channels.)

Yeah, I fucking LOVED spending my break with those people.  I'm sure that anyone working any kind of retail or service type job shares my joy at not being able to even get a butt in peace, but one of our clients/customers/patients has to invade our space and continue ruining our day.

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[1pooh4u]

1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Then, what are all the crosswalks and traffic lights for?  The geese?

They’re for the cars, duh. People get little crosswalks and 15 seconds to cross a street   Cars get most of the spaces reducing people to tiny strips of concrete to walk on, if they’re lucky. 

[stilgar]

20 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

They’re for the cars, duh. People get little crosswalks and 15 seconds to cross a street   Cars get most of the spaces reducing people to tiny strips of concrete to walk on, if they’re lucky. 

It's so weird how car brained packard is. He can't even drive.

[1pooh4u]

16 minutes ago, stilgar said:

It's so weird how car brained packard is. He can't even drive.

I find it really weird too. You’d think he’d be all for more walkable neighborhoods, but nah, he’d rather walk through parking lots and along highways just to go shopping. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

5 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

I find it really weird too. You’d think he’d be all for more walkable neighborhoods, but nah, he’d rather walk through parking lots and along highways just to go shopping. 

Because I'm not any one of those idiots who would start the car and drive three blocks to the corner store.  

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

48 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

They’re for the cars, duh. People get little crosswalks and 15 seconds to cross a street   Cars get most of the spaces reducing people to tiny strips of concrete to walk on, if they’re lucky. 

Well, if anybody can't walk a measley hundred feet in fifteen seconds, he should just buy a recliner and be a shut in.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 hour ago, mthor said:

It's not rare at all. I remember when patients or their families would join us at one of the designated smoking areas at the hospital. Lots of fun - spending my smoke break with some obnoxious fuck who's spent the last four hours riding the call bell and giving me shit about things that I have no control over (no, I do not choose the flavor of toothpaste that comes in the  little hospital party pack; no, I cannot run out and grab you something from Taco Bell/Wendy's/the Jiffy Store [this request has come from both patients and visitors]; and no, I cannot do anything about the TV or the range of available channels.)

Yeah, I fucking LOVED spending my break with those people.  I'm sure that anyone working any kind of retail or service type job shares my joy at not being able to even get a butt in peace, but one of our clients/customers/patients has to invade our space and continue ruining our day.

These folks are lucky, by comparison to you, because I don't go there to ask them any favors or complain about whatever is in the store.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 hour ago, [classic swim] said:

Would the female customers fart all over the employees?

No, but we've had a few shit their pants on the casino floor.

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

No, but we've had a few shit their pants on the casino floor.

Were their pants 4 sizes too big and bunched up but still saggy 

[naraku360]

2 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

No, but I shit my pants a few times a day.

 

[1pooh4u]

6 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Because I'm not any one of those idiots who would start the car and drive three blocks to the corner store.  

 

6 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Well, if anybody can't walk a measley hundred feet in fifteen seconds, he should just buy a recliner and be a shut in.

You’re an idiot.  Plain and simple.