The Uneven Bar

[tsar4 10554]

6 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Forget the Mojito, just get me a half-yard.

*sighs, sets the mojito aside & pulls out the long horn glass filled with Barrel aged Abraxas*

Maybe next time, you'll drink the wall?  *points to the huge wall plaque with two lists of 25 drinks each*

 

Edited April 25 by tsar4

[tsar4 10554]

5 hours ago, Gemini said:

*walks back into the establishment and takes a seat at the bar*

Greetings, bartender! I hope you're doing well, sir. May I get an Irish Car Bomb, please,  my good man? I'd be much obliged.

*puts together the makings of an Irish Car Bomb, and delivers it in a glass with Daniel Carcillo's picture on it*

NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkO-m3sPoPA

 

[scoobdog 24320]

7 hours ago, tsar4 said:

*sighs, sets the mojito aside & pulls out the long horn glass filled with Barrel aged Abraxas*

Maybe next time, you'll drink the wall?  *points to the huge wall plaque with two lists of 25 drinks each*

 

I'll take both since you already made the mojito.

[tsar4 10554]

14 hours ago, scoobdog said:

I'll take both since you already made the mojito.

*Hands over the mojito & opens a Red Stripe*

Here's to you, Harry.

NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYYkJ0kwNss

 

[Rogue_Alphonse 5883]

It's a Tuesday and I walked in buzzed.

 

Don't worry, I drove my golf cart.

 

I'll take a rum and Coke. Extra rum. Today sucked, but the next three days will be boring. I know how to manage my work time.

[tsar4 10554]

22 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

It's a Tuesday and I walked in buzzed.

 

Don't worry, I drove my golf cart.

 

I'll take a rum and Coke. Extra rum. Today sucked, but the next three days will be boring. I know how to manage my work time.

*slides over the Cuba Libre*

NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoewdktzRjM

 

[The_annoying_one 2798]

I would absolutely love some vodka to calm my frayed nerves, please and thank you. Brand doesn’t matter to me.

Edited April 27 by The_annoying_one

[tsar4 10554]

1 hour ago, The_annoying_one said:

I would absolutely love some vodka to calm my frayed nerves, please and thank you. Brand doesn’t matter to me.

*Pulls a bottle of Heritage out of the freezer & pours a shot*

На здоров'я!

[Insipid 412]

Yesterday, I had a cocktail called The Daphne at this nerdy bar. It was purple with an orange candy topping. Honestly, one of the best cocktails I ever had.

[tsar4 10554]

22 hours ago, Insipid said:

Yesterday, I had a cocktail called The Daphne at this nerdy bar. It was purple with an orange candy topping. Honestly, one of the best cocktails I ever had.

At least you know the name of it.  The best I ever had was served at the Brown Derby in Lakeland, FL.  From what I remember of the menu listing:1oz Light Rum, 1oz Dark Rum, 1oz Triple Sec, fruit juice, Ice & fruit slices - served in an oversized champagne glass (6" edge to edge diameter about 4" deep).  This was well before I knew I can't have most fruits.  We ordered them after dinner & the patrons (people we did not know) at the tables around us started laughing.  The waiter let us know that people usually ordered the drink BEFORE dining.  Quite the buzz.  All the searching in the world since the 80s has not turned up the name.  Disney has since bought the Brown Derby brand (except for one in Ohio, maybe).  It is not the "Brown Derby Cocktail" and it may have been proprietary of the Lakeland restaurant (long since closed).

[Farg 23]

I’d like a brompton cocktail. And an Arnold Palmer for chase.

[tsar4 10554]

3 minutes ago, Farg said:

I’d like a brompton cocktail. And an Arnold Palmer for chase.

Sorry, no drugs here.  Here's the Palmer.

[André Toulon 21154]

1 hour ago, tsar4 said:

Sorry, no drugs here.  Here's the Palmer.

*Hurries to hide my perfectly legal meds*

[Farg 23]

23 hours ago, tsar4 said:

Sorry, no drugs here.  Here's the Palmer.

I’m sorry I guess I’ve kinda come out of the closet as of late with drugs. 
but check this out tsar 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b0iIA5p8swk

 

[Lemming 177]

I want a diphenhydramine cocktail with a dxm blasta. Please

[tsar4 10554]

1 hour ago, Lemming said:

I want a diphenhydramine cocktail with a dxm blasta. Please

Best I can do is Father John's Cough Syrup with a Malort chaser.

NP:https://youtu.be/u2ELqxc6BL4

 

Edited May 6 by tsar4

[Lemming 177]

I foresee a night of tears in my beer. A blue moon please.

[tsar4 10554]

16 hours ago, Lemming said:

I foresee a night of tears in my beer. A blue moon please.

NP: https://youtu.be/tEgHXiKxhsE

Or did you mean the beer?  *provides the libation*

[tsar4 10554]

Where did all the cobwebs come from?

NP: Hmmm....

[The_annoying_one 2798]

*slowly enters the bar* Sorry, sir. Been under the weather lately. I would absolutely love a shot of vodka, though. Please and thank you

[Gemini 1029]

*strolls into the bar and takes a stool, resting an arm on the countertop* How are you today, bartender? May I have a pint of Heineken, please? Thank you.

Edited May 17 by Gemini

[tsar4 10554]

1 hour ago, The_annoying_one said:

*slowly enters the bar* Sorry, sir. Been under the weather lately. I would absolutely love a shot of vodka, though. Please and thank you

*Slides over the cure for what ails you*

 

[tsar4 10554]

37 minutes ago, Gemini said:

*strolls into the bar and takes a stool, resting an arm on the countertop* How are you today, bartender? May I have a pint of Heineken, please? Thank you.

*Draws the Heine*

Heh, "Heine".

[mthor 6874]

Two glasses of dandelion wine, please. One for me and one for the rabbit.

[André Toulon 21154]

25 minutes ago, mthor said:

Two glasses of dandelion wine, please. One for me and one for the rabbit.

[scoobdog 24320]

Cup of coffee please.  Got an early start today.

[discolé monade 17120]

well, well, well......

of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world....

*sits at bar*

*lights up pre-rolled*

anything imported, on tap, prefer a white belgium if you got it. 

[tsar4 10554]

11 hours ago, mthor said:

Two glasses of dandelion wine, please. One for me and one for the rabbit.

*Passes over the wines*

Please tell me your Rabbit friends name is "Harvey".

[tsar4 10554]

10 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Cup of coffee please.  Got an early start today.

*Serves the coffee and sets out a tray of Danishes and Bagels with schmeres* 

[tsar4 10554]

5 hours ago, discolé monade said:

well, well, well......

of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world....

*sits at bar*

*lights up pre-rolled*

anything imported, on tap, prefer a white belgium if you got it. 

*uncaps a Hoegaarden & sets it and a glass before Discole*

Prosit!

[mthor 6874]

6 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

*Passes over the wines*

Please tell me your Rabbit friends name is "Harvey".

No, it's FB, short for Fierce Bad, and if she was a pooka, she could buy her own drinks. As it stands, she's just an ill -tempered rabbit, and I'm trying to placate her. 

[tsar4 10554]

5 minutes ago, mthor said:

No, it's FB, short for Fierce Bad, and if she was a pooka, she could buy her own drinks. As it stands, she's just an ill -tempered rabbit, and I'm trying to placate her. 

Lemme know if you need a "Holy Hand Grenade"...I know a guy.

[discolé monade 17120]

On 5/17/2023 at 7:30 PM, tsar4 said:

*uncaps a Hoegaarden & sets it and a glass before Discole*

Prosit!

 there's a good man.

cheers. 
*takes healthy sip* *looks around*

neato!
 

[tsar4 10554]

1 hour ago, discolé monade said:

 there's a good man.

cheers. 
*takes healthy sip* *looks around*

neato!
 

Has its moments.

[tsar4 10554]

Seems apropos -

NP: "You don't have to get up and go to work tomorrow!"

[Raptorpat 10143]

I have it on good faith that the actual bartender will be showing up tomorrow, and that the DJ can stop serving drinks

[ghostrek 1699]

Can I have a whiskey and Dr Pepper mix with a Guinness and Angry Orchard

[Rogue_Alphonse 5883]

V O D K A

[ghostrek 1699]

8 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

V O D K A

ever i drink vodka i get abducted by aliens

[Rogue_Alphonse 5883]

I thought that was tequila

[tsar4 10554]

16 hours ago, Raptorpat said:

I have it on good faith that the actual bartender will be showing up tomorrow, and that the DJ can stop serving drinks

You got a problem with how I serve drinks?  *slides you a crushed Bee Gees cd in a pint glass*

[tsar4 10554]

16 hours ago, ghostrek said:

Can I have a whiskey and Dr Pepper mix with a Guinness and Angry Orchard

One vomit-in-a-glass coming up!

[tsar4 10554]

15 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

V O D K A

*pulls Stoli out of the freezer & hands it to you with a rocks glass*

[tsar4 10554]

15 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

I thought that was tequila

NP: Obligatory

[eklipse 49]

Hello good sir!  Pour me a celebratory drink please!  It’s the board’s 20th anniversary 🥳

(I remember you!  Nice to see a name I recognize) 

[tsar4 10554]

51 minutes ago, eklipse said:

Hello good sir!  Pour me a celebratory drink please!  It’s the board’s 20th anniversary 🥳

(I remember you!  Nice to see a name I recognize) 

Well, if it isn't the lovely Miss Eklipse!  *whips up a Mudslide & places it before her*

[tsar4 10554]

All this 'membering got me nostalgic.

NP: https://youtu.be/y3KEhWTnWvE

https://youtu.be/izzM9LXqP-U

one more - https://youtu.be/Tn9IyFLDtjk

 

Edited 16 hours ago by tsar4

[atomicinumatt 2289]

Hm, I have not been here in a while..

Hello bar keep, good to see you!

**asks for Natty Light and a shot of Jim Beam**

[tsar4 10554]

18 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said:

Hm, I have not been here in a while..

Hello bar keep, good to see you!

**asks for Natty Light and a shot of Jim Beam**

*delivers the beer and chaser*

But, I'm just the fill-in - the real deal is supposed to show up.

[Rogue_Alphonse 5883]

8 hours ago, tsar4 said:

*pulls Stoli out of the freezer & hands it to you with a rocks glass*

On a serious note. I've been on a vodka kick because I don't drink nearly as much as I do rum (especially Sailor Jerry's, that stuff goes down like water). But it has put me on a Buddy's kick. It's cheeeeap. $14 for a handle. But it's surprisingly good! Or maybe I have poor taste in vodka.

 

I'll have another.

 

And don't you dare give me Malort.