Mix Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 (edited) The morning after you tried to pull out and she grabbed you, held tight, and whispered, "lets roll the dice." Side Note; Ladies, if you wanna have a laugh, try this out, it's hilarious. Watching him panic as he cums is priceless. His O face battling his scared face. It'll look like he's being force choked by Darth Vader. I mean, sure, he'll be mad, but what's he gonna do...leave you? Nah, you're having his kid, maybe, who knows, anyway there are no downsides. Edited November 17, 2022 by Mix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 https://unevenedge.com/topic/35272-op-edmen-are-to-blame-for-unwanted-pregnancy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrixman124 Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 (edited) 41 minutes ago, Mix said: The morning after you tried to pull out and she grabbed you, held tight, and whispered, "lets roll the dice." Side Note; Ladies, if you wanna have a laugh, try this out, it's hilarious. Watching him panic as he cums is priceless. His O face battling his scared face. It'll look like he's being force choked by Darth Vader. I mean, sure, he'll be mad, but what's he gonna do...leave you? Nah, you're having his kid, maybe, who knows, anyway there are no downsides. There's a reason guys have pullout games and it's not because women are magically overpower them lol Also if the guys are so worried they should bring and wear condoms. Edited November 17, 2022 by matrixman124 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 5 hours ago, Mix said: The morning after you tried to pull out and she grabbed you, held tight, and whispered, "lets roll the dice." Side Note; Ladies, if you wanna have a laugh, try this out, it's hilarious. Watching him panic as he cums is priceless. His O face battling his scared face. It'll look like he's being force choked by Darth Vader. I mean, sure, he'll be mad, but what's he gonna do...leave you? Nah, you're having his kid, maybe, who knows, anyway there are no downsides. Jokes on them, I like to sow crop in every field I till. Survival of the fittest in numbers. Besides, at least one of the fuckers has to grow up to be successful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 Just a reminder: You never have to worry about this with a balloon. #BalloonSexIsSafeSex 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 17, 2022 Author Share Posted November 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Just a reminder: You never have to worry about this with a balloon. #BalloonSexIsSafeSex I love you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 6 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Just a reminder: You never have to worry about this with a balloon. #BalloonSexIsSafeSex Does jacking off with a latex condom on count as looning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 17, 2022 Author Share Posted November 17, 2022 4 hours ago, matrixman124 said: There's a reason guys have pullout games and it's not because women are magically overpower them lol Also if the guys are so worried they should bring and wear condoms. Nuh uh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Mix said: I love you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Does jacking off with a latex condom on count as looning? Depends. Did you inflate the condom first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 17, 2022 Author Share Posted November 17, 2022 19 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: Jokes on them, I like to sow crop in every field I till. Survival of the fittest in numbers. Besides, at least one of the fuckers has to grow up to be successful. Successful crops make me think of vineyards 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 11 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Depends. Did you inflate the condom first? Is it looning if you have sex with a non-inflated balloon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Is it looning if you have sex with a non-inflated balloon? You can’t really bang a balloon if it was never inflated in the first place. >.> <.< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 Just now, TrigunBebop said: You can’t really bang a balloon if it was never inflated in the first place. >.> <.< What is it called when you have an uninflated balloon wrapped around your dick and you cum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What is it called when you have an uninflated balloon wrapped around your dick and you cum? An improvised condom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 14 hours ago, Mix said: Successful crops make me think of vineyards On a couple of occasions I have had flings attempt this joke on me haha I just stare deep into there soul as I cum and keep on trudging. Besides, the idea of kids, pregnancy or the lack there of.. It never really concerned me like it does so many others. Most of humans will experience it, and besides, kids can be really cool too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poofy Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 dating a transgirl(can't get pregnant) is a form of risk management Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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