Popular Post GuyBeardmane Posted June 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 30, 2022 Next week I'm moving into a friend's house instead of my mom's house! Adulting omg! Job and rent and groceries and bills and such fuck me runnin! 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 So proud of you. I’m never leaving my moms basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 welcome to the club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 (edited) So, your moms is sans kid? Like, she is down to fuck? yo, what her mouth do? Edited June 30, 2022 by Sawdamizer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted June 30, 2022 Author Share Posted June 30, 2022 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: So, your moms is sans kid? Like, she is down to fuck? yo, what her mouth do? She's 70. Also her mouth spews qanon conspiracy theories 24/7. Edited June 30, 2022 by GuyBeardmane 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 It's exciting til all those bills hit and then your car is just like .... fuck it I need a new tire XD 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 7 minutes ago, Vamped said: It's exciting til all those bills hit and then your car is just like .... fuck it I need a new tire XD dont get me started on cars! biggest waste of time and money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 47 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: dont get me started on cars! biggest waste of time and money. I took down some of my retirement to pay my fucking old car off so I could start over debt free and some fucker ran into me on the interstate and totalled it out I HAD JUST PAID IT OFF 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 Not shitting on your independence. So ... when are you inviting us over? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 4 minutes ago, Vamped said: Not shitting on your independence. So ... when are you inviting us over? and make us dinner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 10 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: and make us dinner? Sleep over!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted July 1, 2022 Author Share Posted July 1, 2022 Sleep over? Nah man, it's summer. BBQ and pool. (and then the sleep over) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 Now you can get all the clussy you can eat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted July 1, 2022 Author Share Posted July 1, 2022 Just now, stilgar said: Now you can get all the clussy you can honk. Had to fix that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 They grew up so fast. Today it's a friend's basement. Someday, it'll be a basement all to yourself. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted July 1, 2022 Author Share Posted July 1, 2022 Just now, katt_goddess said: They grew up so fast. Today it's a friend's basement. Someday, it'll be a basement all to yourself. I am offended at the implication. My anime waifu pillowcases are all adult women with giant tiddies. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 1 minute ago, GuyBeardmane said: I am offended at the implication. My anime waifu pillowcases are all adult women with giant tiddies. This was the only pic I could find in a quick search that had three waifus hogging the bed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted July 1, 2022 Author Share Posted July 1, 2022 32 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: This was the only pic I could find in a quick search that had three waifus hogging the bed. To be fair my search for anime body pillows did not result in many adult women with giant tiddies. It's a sad state of affairs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GuyBeardmane Posted July 1, 2022 Author Share Posted July 1, 2022 We have a winner. We can all go home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 4 hours ago, katt_goddess said: They grew up so fast. Today it's a friend's basement. Someday, it'll be a basement all to yourself. 4 Dreamcasts? That wasn't an earthquake you guys felt... that was my boxer briefs slamming into the ground 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 Jeeze, I didn't even see that. He literally has 25% of all the still functional Dreamcasts on earth 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 Damn guy. I reckon you did good son 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 On 6/30/2022 at 3:35 PM, GuyBeardmane said: Next week I'm moving into a friend's house instead of my mom's house! Adulting omg! Job and rent and groceries and bills and such fuck me runnin! Congratulations. I hope that honeymoon lasts a long while for you. The next part is….you know what? I’m gonna let you discover that on your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 Whether anyone in America is an adult is debatable at this point. One portion is fascist police state and other portion has difficulty holding the former portion in check.... Thread derailed by your friendly neighborhood Last_Words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 ANYWAY .... Did you move yet? Do you have a real bedroom suite and comforter set? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted July 7, 2022 Author Share Posted July 7, 2022 On 7/6/2022 at 3:48 PM, Vamped said: ANYWAY .... Did you move yet? Do you have a real bedroom suite and comforter set? No to the bedroom suite, but there's a bed and a dresser and a desk. Also I just came back in from swimming BECAUSE THERE'S A FUCKING POOL IN THE BACKYARD. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 1 minute ago, GuyBeardmane said: No to the bedroom suite, but there's a bed and a dresser and a desk. Also I just came back in from swimming BECAUSE THERE'S A FUCKING POOL IN THE BACKYARD. And the comforter set? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted July 7, 2022 Author Share Posted July 7, 2022 12 minutes ago, Vamped said: And the comforter set? It's there and it's MAGICAL 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 3 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: No to the bedroom suite, but there's a bed and a dresser and a desk. Also I just came back in from swimming BECAUSE THERE'S A FUCKING POOL IN THE BACKYARD. Are you living at my old frat? Pretty sure that's what they called the hot tub when the president of the frat wasn't around. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted July 8, 2022 Author Share Posted July 8, 2022 28 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Are you living at my old frat? Pretty sure that's what they called the hot tub when the president of the frat wasn't around. Definitely not a frathouse. The pool is shaped like a bean and has a diving board. Spoiler: I got sunburnt because my ass hasn't spent time outside for years. Look at this red from being in a pool for like an hour. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 22 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Definitely not a frathouse. The pool is shaped like a bean and has a diving board. Spoiler: I got sunburnt because my INCREDIBLY HANDSOME ass hasn't spent time outside for years. Look at this red from being in a pool for like an hour. FTFY bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 Better getcha some banana boat for the sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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