Mix Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 I've already made several mistakes. I told my neighbors ahead of time, also invited them, like you do when you don't want them to call the cops. Turns out they think I called the cops on them some time ago and I could not convince them otherwise, so they are for sure calling the cops. I also made a bad throw away joke about the party being BYOB (bring your own bitch) in a group text where people had added their girlfriends. These women already hate me for being the archetype of the guy you don't want your husband to be friends with. Also, because they've secured the gold band on the finger and I still refer to them as "the girlfriends." And I failed to secure blackjack and hookers. It's gonna suck. Wanna come? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 I was never much fun at parties to begin with, and now I don''t even drink. all I have to offer is one horribly unfunny rape joke. you don't want this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 10, 2022 Author Share Posted June 10, 2022 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: 🤘 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 10, 2022 Author Share Posted June 10, 2022 1 hour ago, nameraka said: I was never much fun at parties to begin with, and now I don''t even drink. all I have to offer is one horribly unfunny rape joke. you don't want this. I'm going to need you to refrain from telling the rape joke until I give you the signal. The signal will be when I tell my rape joke. Two rape jokes cancel each other out. That's science. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 I'll bring the napkins and stuff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 It ain’t shit without these two 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 I smell PUSSY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 10 hours ago, Mix said: I've already made several mistakes. I told my neighbors ahead of time, also invited them, like you do when you don't want them to call the cops. Turns out they think I called the cops on them some time ago and I could not convince them otherwise, so they are for sure calling the cops. I also made a bad throw away joke about the party being BYOB (bring your own bitch) in a group text where people had added their girlfriends. These women already hate me for being the archetype of the guy you don't want your husband to be friends with. Also, because they've secured the gold band on the finger and I still refer to them as "the girlfriends." And I failed to secure blackjack and hookers. It's gonna suck. Wanna come? BYOBJAH 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 Police and rape jokes ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 Sign me up for this epic disaster. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 21 minutes ago, Vamped said: Police and rape jokes ... The year is 1999, you’ve got a CD with 650 hours of free AOL burning in your mailbox… Pizza Hut is about to deliver your piping hot pepperoni pizza…. it’s go time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: The year is 1999, you’ve got a CD with 650 hours of free AOL burning in your mailbox… Pizza Hut is about to deliver your piping hot pepperoni pizza…. it’s go time. I was 10, you can't be on the internet too long because who knows who is going to call the landline XD 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: I was 10, you can't be on the internet too long because who knows who is going to call the landline XD Gentlemen callers… at this hour?!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 10, 2022 Author Share Posted June 10, 2022 5 hours ago, André Toulon said: I smell PUSSY I didn't know those guys were musicians. I thought they were athletes. Either way I was certain they weren't actors. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 10, 2022 Author Share Posted June 10, 2022 8 hours ago, Seight said: I'll bring the napkins and stuff. You're a life savor. I always forget the napkins and cocaine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 10, 2022 Author Share Posted June 10, 2022 4 hours ago, Vamped said: Police and rape jokes ... how else are you supposed to throw a house party? This isn't one of your cotillions or late evening soirees. You leave your manners at home and come have a good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 10, 2022 Author Share Posted June 10, 2022 4 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Sign me up for this epic disaster. don't over sell this this is a regular disaster at most 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lasty Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 Bail on your party and come to mine, but don't talk to anyone. Just be a +1. Bring your own snacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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