Lemming Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 I have a queer tale to tell about the blue pill. So Johnson and I were trading quips about who had the thiccmeat and suddenly as if I were in a dream he whooped out a little guy about the size of a peanut. I knew it would be my day for as I proceeded to lick, and lick, and lick the outer coating, it dissolved and I was left with a mushy husk. I took the thing and with discerning eyes, cheeked it for later use. Then I took epinephrine and blue it straight down my nasal anus and was surprised to learn that it turned my vision photo-negative. I went over to an electric elephant and it gave me ionic kisses and it blew me away. Then I landed on the fart sack. Then I died. If there is one thing I learned from this it’s that you should always wear hydraulic suspenders when you enter your sleep phase. I did, and look how happy I am 🤩 Also, the snozberries taste like snozberries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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