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On 11/16/2021 at 7:36 PM, tsar4 said:

To Heck with AARP!  What you need is another cat or five!

I seriously would if I could. :( Kitties should always be in pairs at least to keep each other happy when the Treat Dispenser is at work and / or buying more treats. 

But my current monster was raised by raccoons and has never accepted the idea of other kitties sharing her space. 

I have to settle for beanie babies or something.

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2 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

Kitties should always be in pairs at least to keep each other happy when the Treat Dispenser is at work and / or buying more treats. 

Amen to that.

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5 hours ago, Vodkajellyshot said:

I must be getting older.. as lately I have been thinking to find a compatible female and try settling down a bit.. 

I can only imagine how that's working out.

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I still don't really know what Friday Night Funkin' is but I hear about it a lot and I don't feel like googling it

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4 hours ago, Stonergoth187 said:

Honestly?

Going through that 30's 40's ish stage as a female. The sex drive increase makes me feel like a perv

Don't worry. It'll go away.

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6 hours ago, mthor said:

Don't worry. It'll go away.

I dunno how to feel about that lmao

 

Oh also, my knees pop like a lot, and if I sleep funky (like laying on one side too long) then my day is crap.

 

However i do like this teen generation so far and that the 90's style has made full circle. I knew it would come back. So I'm able to find bellbottoms now which is so choice.

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19 minutes ago, Stonergoth187 said:

I dunno how to feel about that lmao

 

Oh also, my knees pop like a lot, and if I sleep funky (like laying on one side too long) then my day is crap.

 

However i do like this teen generation so far and that the 90's style has made full circle. I knew it would come back. So I'm able to find bellbottoms now which is so choice.

So 90s nostalgia of late 60s/early 70s fashion?

Far out!

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1 hour ago, tsar4 said:

So 90s nostalgia of late 60s/early 70s fashion?

Far out!

Well it's wierd, a much younger coworker told me i look like I'm "straight out of 1992" because of my bell bottoms, he even referred to them as "bellbottoms" and not "super flaires" as they were called late 90's. I was gonna mention the 70's era but thought better of it lol. Just funny he knew the term but not the origin.

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13 hours ago, Stonergoth187 said:

Well it's wierd, a much younger coworker told me i look like I'm "straight out of 1992" because of my bell bottoms, he even referred to them as "bellbottoms" and not "super flaires" as they were called late 90's. I was gonna mention the 70's era but thought better of it lol. Just funny he knew the term but not the origin.

"Superflares" sounds more like they'd be "Elephant Bells" - the really wide bells from the 70s.

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On 11/19/2021 at 5:03 AM, Vodkajellyshot said:

I must be getting older.. as lately I have been thinking to find a compatible female and try settling down a bit.. 

i've thought of that too but im like im too wild to be tamed down B|

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On 11/22/2021 at 9:50 AM, Stonergoth187 said:

Honestly?

Going through that 30's 40's ish stage as a female. The sex drive increase makes me feel like a perv

increase? didnt know females get more horny at that age. then again. tho its something i dont talk much about. 

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On 11/22/2021 at 1:43 PM, viperxmns said:

I still don't really know what Friday Night Funkin' is but I hear about it a lot and I don't feel like googling it

i only know about it cuz i got younger relatives, but its a rhythm style video game like parapa the rapa. 

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20 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

increase? didnt know females get more horny at that age. then again. tho its something i dont talk much about. 

Basically it's when we're biologically the most fertile 

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6 minutes ago, Stonergoth187 said:

Basically it's when we're biologically the most fertile 

So, you are saying this is when you are the most breedable, as the kids say

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On 11/11/2021 at 8:09 PM, naraku360 said:

The first sign I noticed was that I'd gotten older.

Damn you, me!

How dare you call me old?!

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23 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

increase? didnt know females get more horny at that age. then again. tho its something i dont talk much about. 

Lmfao....

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Looking at today's birthdays and seeing that the birthday person is younger than my kids.

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16 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

i'll be damned, i thought it was in their 20s. 

....that's you

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8 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

i'll be damned, i thought it was in their 20s. 

Actually, it is. After 30, a woman's chance of conception decrease every year.

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39 minutes ago, mthor said:

Actually, it is. After 30, a woman's chance of conception decrease every year.

thats what i thought. 30s and 40s just sounded way off. not that it can't happen, but like on average. 

 

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You are old, like me. I became old when I brought up Rocko's Modern Life and no one knew what I was talking about.

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33 minutes ago, Lasty said:

You are old, like me. I became old when I brought up Rocko's Modern Life and no one knew what I was talking about.

Not valid unless they rolled their eyes and told you to shut up.

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Just tell me why I need sleep.. Like?  It's getting important enough to put on a grocery list at this point. I might just bathe an melatonin and hit a bit freebase at this point. 

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17 hours ago, tsar4 said:

Not valid unless they rolled their eyes and told you to shut up.

Well, they didn't do that, but still... Maybe they would have liked it if I had shown it to them? I dunno, I felt pretty old.

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On 11/29/2021 at 11:07 PM, Tricolor said:

I threw my back out juicing oranges😐

I did it once, putting on my windbreaker.

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Doing yard work and proceeding to lay on the floor for 10 mins or so when you're done because your back hurts

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This hasn't happened to me yet because I haven't brought this up yet, but it very well could happen.....

Having a 20 something balk at you for telling them you remember a time when thongs were a type of footwear rather than a type of underwear.

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3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

This hasn't happened to me yet because I haven't brought this up yet, but it very well could happen.....

Having a 20 something balk at you for telling them you remember a time when thongs were a type of footwear rather than a type of underwear.

....how old are you again.

I'm aware they were called that but I don't think I've ever experienced it

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22 minutes ago, SnitchyMcRat said:

....how old are you again.

I'm aware they were called that but I don't think I've ever experienced it

My parents called them thongs. Any time I was around my peers I was probably wearing shoes and socks.

Oddly enough my grandma called them flipflops and I thought THAT was weird. 😆

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2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

This hasn't happened to me yet because I haven't brought this up yet, but it very well could happen.....

Having a 20 something balk at you for telling them you remember a time when thongs were a type of footwear rather than a type of underwear.

Um, I'm not 20, and I think of thongs as underwear. But then again, I call the footwear flipflops.

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10 minutes ago, mthor said:

Um, I'm not 20, and I think of thongs as underwear. But then again, I call the footwear flipflops.

I remember calling them thongs. When thong underwear became a thing, it made the name of the footwear even funnier for no real good reason. :D 

And when I say I have a pair of whale thongs on the floor in the hallway, forget about it. :D:D:D 

 

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1 hour ago, mthor said:

Um, I'm not 20, and I think of thongs as underwear. But then again, I call the footwear flipflops.

They are still technically "thong sandals", but very few people call them that... or, you know, wear them.

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3 hours ago, mthor said:

Um, I'm not 20, and I think of thongs as underwear. But then again, I call the footwear flipflops.

Same here on both counts due to the passage of time. But back when I was a kid, thongs were footwear in my world.

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8 hours ago, molarbear said:

Doing yard work and proceeding to lay on the floor for 10 mins or so when you're done because your back hurts

pshhh i did that when i was 15 but thats cuz i hated yard work. 

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1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Same here on both counts due to the passage of time. But back when I was a kid, thongs were footwear in my world.

my first exposure to thongs, was from sisko. 

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Me and the miniature shopped all day and I am paying for it. Not so sure I can move.

 

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