mthor Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 Why do children, without fail, have to get up in the middle of supper to go take a crap? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 I’ll be 50 in 3 and a half years. If I’d known I’d live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 On 5/6/2023 at 11:34 PM, The_annoying_one said: I’ve never had wonton. I will definitely try it next time. Hot and sour ftw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 15 minutes ago, nameraka said: Hot and sour ftw. Hot? Yes. Sour? Eh….sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 22 minutes ago, nameraka said: I’ll be 50 in 3 and a half years. If I’d known I’d live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself. Dude, I'll be 62 in 4 months. How do you think I feel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 57 minutes ago, nameraka said: I’ll be 50 in 3 and a half years. If I’d known I’d live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself. 34 minutes ago, mthor said: Dude, I'll be 62 in 4 months. How do you think I feel? I’m younger than both of y’all. I’ll be 40 in about 2.5 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 (edited) Namekians make no sense...if they live this kind of duality where one of them punches things and the other makes dragon balls and if one dies, the other does as well....who is Dende's puncher. I will concede the answer is probably in the manga...but I ain't reading that. Edited May 18, 2023 by André Toulon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 I was just about to sit on my bed (most comfortable place to sit, honestly), chill out & watch some TV. But that was before I found the huge, mysterious, ice-cold wet spot right in the center of the mattress, soaking through. I’m not mad. I’m just….what the hell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted May 18, 2023 Author Share Posted May 18, 2023 40 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Namekians make no sense...if they live this kind of duality where one of them punches things and the other makes dragon balls and if one dies, the other does as well....who is Dende's puncher. I will concede the answer is probably in the manga...but I ain't reading that. Sir...Sir... SIR.... The word 'sense' does not belong near any DBZ lore. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 (edited) that the ravening wars might actually be happening in a 'fridge. mind=blown. i mean, i knew the bulb wasn't in reference to an onion bulb, i knew it was an actual light source akin to the sun....but i just didn't put it quite together. Edited May 18, 2023 by discolé monade words are hard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 I went to Ikea today and bought Kalles, a Swedish favorite. It's a fish paste that looks like it comes out of a giant toothpaste tube. I ate it with a cripsy rye bread they also sold. It wasn't that bad. It reminded me of shrimp-flavored Japanese rice crackers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 I wish wings by themselves weren’t more expensive than pizza and ribeye combined. Especially when the wings aren’t even all that. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 dammit randomly had a cursed thought I blame on internet When Saiyans turn Super does their pubis change color also gonna say no but it would be kinda funny 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 11 minutes ago, viperxmns said: dammit randomly had a cursed thought I blame on internet When Saiyans turn Super does their pubis change color also gonna say no but it would be kinda funny I would say of course....i mean, there's super saiyan ozuru (sp) and all of its hair turns gold....sooo. Now that i think about it...that might just be on the game. I dont know if i saw it on an ep or movie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 37 minutes ago, cyberbully said: I would say of course....i mean, there's super saiyan ozuru (sp) and all of its hair turns gold....sooo. Now that i think about it...that might just be on the game. I dont know if i saw it on an ep or movie hm looks like the anime has some scenes with that form and other tailed forms but maybe that sets up a different debate since great ape form is completely hairy since childhood so there technically isnt pubic hair in that form I guess and idk about the hybrid form but I digress starting to overthink it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted May 19, 2023 Author Share Posted May 19, 2023 I know actors got favorites, but I do feel some type of way about Harrison Ford all giddy and wanting to actually be in interviews for the new Indiana Jones movie. This mafucka even looks younger while being interviewed. Like Sir, can you at least pretend you don't hate every aspect of Star Wars with your entire being? 😭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 (edited) This random, drunk, possible meth head woman sitting in front of me at the concert last night really took a shine to me. She kept turning around to talk to me, even though I couldn’t hear a damn thing she said. She gave me her popcorn….which I didn’t touch because….ew. She even gave me a hoodie she’d bought, which I later learned cost $75. Oh, and I got to hear her get into a HUGE fight with her (maybe) husband. I legit thought they were going to kill each other. After the show ended, she came up & hugged me. I have a very strict “If I don’t know you, don’t touch me” policy. I’m probably gonna die now, aren’t I? But hey…free hoodie…🤷♂️ Edited May 19, 2023 by The_annoying_one 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 *sees a picture of the Spider-Man-themed Whopper from Burger King* You cannot fool me, that is The Broodwich. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 Arsenal trying to hold its lead against Manchester City after the start of April: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 Just thinking about visitors showing up unannounced and severely overstaying their welcome after I’ve dropped numerous hints that they need to get the fuck out. 🙄 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 I am thinking how great it will be to not be in Washington state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 *sings* Can't you see it's clear to me, this song is not a ballad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 Shout out to water, without it we would all be dead 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 Asshole Downstairs Neighbor: *being an asshole downstairs neighbor. Banging on ceiling because no one will fuck them.* Upstairs Guy: *Stomps back* Downstairs: *Chandelier falls on their stupid fucking head and sends them to the ICU.* The End! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 14 minutes ago, viperxmns said: Shout out to water, without it we would all be dead I’m drinking water right now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 How many times do I need to drop my phone tonight? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 8 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: How many times do I need to drop my phone tonight? As long as you don't drop it in the toilet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 I just ordered way too much food for one person. And I wasn’t even that hungry. 🤢 Oh well. At least I have lunch for tomorrow. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 ABC executives this morning: "SHIT, WHO PLAYS FOR DENVER BESIDES NIKOLA JOKIC?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 I wouldn’t need to be like Scrooge McDuck if I won the lottery. I could just perform basic life functions with ease without having to be constantly worried shitless about whatever happens next. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 9 hours ago, [classic swim] said: I wouldn’t need to be like Scrooge McDuck if I won the lottery. I could just perform basic life functions with ease without having to be constantly worried shitless about whatever happens next. You ain't the only one, man. A lot of us would feel that way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 I kept my new year's resolution of taking better care of my body. I quit nicotine in January, unfortunately gained 20 pounds into March, and as of this day I have lost those 20 pounds. Now starts the longer journey of getting into shape. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 I really cannot wait for my vacation this July. Getting away from virtually everything for 2 weeks is probably going to make me a new man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Man, I really am closer to turning 41. Holy crap! lol 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 Just got my first 24-hour ban on Fuckbook. I’m so proud of myself. 😅 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted May 28, 2023 Author Share Posted May 28, 2023 On 5/20/2023 at 11:20 PM, stilgar said: I am thinking how great it will be to not be in Washington state. The opposite of this and I'm sad I can't see the new Little Mermaid movie until next week. This is the only Disney live action adaptation that has me really excited to see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 In hindsight I probably could've taken a nap earlier after realizing Max Verstappen was starting pole position at Monaco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 Whey protein has heavily inflated. It used to be 55 dollars for 5 lbs, but now it's 85 dollars for 5 lbs. Ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 Treated myself to some really nice, fairly expensive electronic equipment yesterday. Spent way more money than I intended, but it was worth every penny…. I hope. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eklipse Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 How tator crowns are yummier than normal tator tots. The crispy ratio is much higher 😂 It’s like the mini peanut butter cups. I like those too because the chocolate ratio is higher. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 man with shadow clone jutsu and sexy jutsu Naruto really would be able to get any reference he would need for figure drawing all by himself Sai should want to use that shit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 I really need to limit my online shopping. You never really know what the hell you’re actually getting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 So this is what 41 feels like? Okay. So really, not much different from 40. Cool. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 10 minutes ago, Gemini said: So this is what 41 feels like? Okay. So really, not much different from 40. Cool. Wait….is today your birthday? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 11 minutes ago, Gemini said: So this is what 41 feels like? Okay. So really, not much different from 40. Cool. It ain't the years - it's the mileage. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 2 minutes ago, mthor said: It ain't the years - it's the mileage. No wonder I run so sluggish most of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 9 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Wait….is today your birthday? No, but it was within the past week or so. That's all I'm saying. (Well, that and ask our dear friend Vela. She knows the exact date. I refuse to say out in public, for reasons obvious to us and a few other people.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 1 minute ago, Gemini said: No, but it was within the past week or so. That's all I'm saying. (Well, that and ask our dear friend Vela. She knows the exact date. I refuse to say out in public, for reasons obvious to us and a few other people.) I fully get it, man. Nevertheless, happy belated birthday. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 "Conservatives accuse Chick-Fil-A of being 'Woke'" Okay, I admit sometimes our bad timeline spits out something absolutely hilarious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 space time continuum. more specifically, the bootstrap paradox, like in 'all you zombies' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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