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6 hours ago, cyberbully said:

At this convenient care because my dr has no openings today and i just watched 2 people pass out amd have the ambulance pick them up.....i just have a runny nose, i dont know wtf is floatong around in here

There's an urgent care across the parking lot from my office, and every time I look there's a paramedic and ambulance out there.  The ambulance I understand, but the paramedic?

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Whichever bitch ass official said that shit, I hope they get Long Covid. And that thing where everything you eat tastes like sewage.

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Do men wear rings .... just for... fun?

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3 hours ago, Vamped said:

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Do men wear rings .... just for... fun?

I used to....Pinkie and middle....But that was the 90s and I wanted to be flossy...

I don't wear any jewelry now,,,not even earrings.

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3 hours ago, Vamped said:

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Do men wear rings .... just for... fun?

If a cock ring isn't fun, why even put it on?

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13 hours ago, André Toulon said:

I used to....Pinkie and middle....But that was the 90s and I wanted to be flossy...

I don't wear any jewelry now,,,not even earrings.

I associate pinky rings with pimps 

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1 hour ago, Vamped said:

I associate pinky rings with pimps 

I mean ...I was emulating PimpC because that was the man in the Dirty...but I def was no pimp

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On 1/3/2022 at 9:25 PM, bnmjy said:

TIL that Maggie Baird, Billie Eilish's mom, voices an asari character in Mass Effect.

her mom is actually the real star billie is just a red herring

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9 minutes ago, Poof said:

her mom is actually the real star billie is just a red herring

I had no idea her mom was so famous.

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2 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

I had no idea her mom was so famous.

her moms a mastermind. I'm pretty sure its one of those sad situations

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Just now, Poof said:

her moms a mastermind. I'm pretty sure its one of those sad situations

I mean, after seeing Billie talk about her self worth issues, it's hard not to figure the family dynamics.  Meanwhile, her dad doesn't seem to have a wiki page.

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19 hours ago, scoobdog said:

If a cock ring isn't fun, why even put it on?

I read thar way to early this morning at work and was like nope .... don't need to accidentally say cock rings at work 

Neeerp

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2 hours ago, Kudasai said:

So the family wants me to start dating again 

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Just lie about it XD

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1 hour ago, Vamped said:

Me .... a troll?!

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I've always known....just glad you decided to come to DF so people didn't think I was BSin when I said vamped be dropping jewels.

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My advice to him would be you should save some money and take your ass to a brothel if you really want to scratch that itch..

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Was very close to putting in my 2 week notice, then heard I am about to be promoted. Considered it and was leaning strongly toward saying no if and when offered bc too much extra bullshit for not enough money and putting in my notice then. But had a talk w boss abt how easy it is to get basically endless promotions in relatively rapid succession if you're willing to relocate relatively often. So now considering accepting the promotion and using it as a springboard to a completely different job in a completely different place for more money and hopefully not as much bullshit as it would be here.  

But still idk. 

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A shoe ..... sounds like a ripoff

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Ah yes ....  nothing says apartment living like piles of cigarette butts on my balcony and someone being verbally abused at 10:00pm on a Monday night 

 

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Maybe I’ll write a book about life as a bat shit bananas person. I’ll call it “Heat Waves and Cold Snaps” “life in the midst of bat shit bananacy”

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I hate bugs but I respect the female praying mantis. If I could have a super power I will def want the ability to bite people’s heads off mid sentence sex may or may not be necessary. Like maybe there’d  be a side ability. Succubus mantisbus could live forever 

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How I miss living within walking distance to the subway.  I live close to buses but it’s not the same thing.  I miss getting into midtown Manhattan in 15 minutes instead of the forever journey it is today. My other half played Captain Obvious last night and told me how “we aren’t going anywhere anymore” in regards to us moving cuz I hate it here.  lol those words made me feel like he performed a fatality on me

 

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55 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

How I miss living within walking distance to the subway.  I live close to buses but it’s not the same thing.  I miss getting into midtown Manhattan in 15 minutes instead of the forever journey it is today. My other half played Captain Obvious last night and told me how “we aren’t going anywhere anymore” in regards to us moving cuz I hate it here.  lol those words made me feel like he performed a fatality on me

 

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Why... I get bored easily. 

This is honestly the longest I've ever been still and it's just because I don't wanna keep uprooting my kids because my attention span has run out

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7 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Why... I get bored easily. 

This is honestly the longest I've ever been still and it's just because I don't wanna keep uprooting my kids because my attention span has run out

I’m not gonna move far from my dad. I’m afraid if I leave him alone he’ll just let himself go. So I guess in a way our reasons aren’t that different. Both family related and putting others first.  

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I was just thinking last night how I hate the process of moving. I was like ... lemme see how much a moving company costs

 

 

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I paused Shoot to Kill yesterday on a scene where Poitier is helped out of his wet clothes by Berenger's character who also is holding him close to warm him up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously, it looks a little Brokeback Mountainish, and it shouldn't be held against me that I am looking very direspectfully at that scene.

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When I get stupid stressed my neck stiffens up. Its hard to turn my head to the right. I feel like the alien roach from Men in Black right now 

pls help 

poem in The Volta | Joey De Jesus

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I’m laughing at the comparison not because your neck is stiff. I hope that starts to unknot itself. Sucks not being able to turn your head 

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I haven't had a reason to look up 'vascular' on Twitter before today(doom scrolling covid shit), but I should have guessed that 'roid daddy fetish' would appear in the results. Their veins looking like they're about to expode is evidently a turn on for folks. I still remember looking up something tiger related and boom WEIRD FETISH SHIT. Wasn't even furry so I was like, 'What is the connection?'

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3 hours ago, DragonSinger said:

I haven't had a reason to look up 'vascular' on Twitter before today(doom scrolling covid shit), but I should have guessed that 'roid daddy fetish' would appear in the results. Their veins looking like they're about to expode is evidently a turn on for folks. I still remember looking up something tiger related and boom WEIRD FETISH SHIT. Wasn't even furry so I was like, 'What is the connection?'

I'm not gonna lie, I like a stray vein or two on a dude's forearm. Not like roid rage, blood vessels about to burst ... but like .... I do ranch work .... or  chop down trees type

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His hands might be a little rough ...

I'm sorry what were we talking about?

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Some people really have a strange idea about foreplay:|

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17 hours ago, Vamped said:

I'm not gonna lie, I like a stray vein or two on a dude's forearm. Not like roid rage, blood vessels about to burst ... but like .... I do ranch work .... or  chop down trees type

Hulu blanche devereaux lusting GIF - Find on GIFER

His hands might be a little rough ...

I'm sorry what were we talking about?

How I don't go looking for sex stuff but it still finds me

 

Why are there weird looking Ai no Kusabi books? Who dis bitch's name on the covers? How did drama over this weird lady start a brouhaha on Dear Author? WTF?

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