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There is somebody who gets bitten and doesn't tell their friends. 

That's your buddy who doesn't get the vaccine. 

 

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If every zombie movie made from this point out doesn't feature government officials loudly yelling that there are no zombies while in front of a crowd full of zombies, then they aren't realistic enough.

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What about "Night of the Living Dead" (1968)?

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1 hour ago, tsar4 said:

What about "Night of the Living Dead" (1968)?

you know damn well I haven't watched that old ass movie, tsar 

you do this to me every time :RoboIndifferent:

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5 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

If every zombie movie made from this point out doesn't feature government officials loudly yelling that there are no zombies while in front of a crowd full of zombies, then they aren't realistic enough.

Government officials usually fuck up in zombie movies anyway, so this might just be par for the course

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6 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

im just waiting to sacrifice myself when the time is right B|

you're just going to end up eating me and i'm telling you now, i'm gonna be pissed 

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11 minutes ago, Mix said:

you know damn well I haven't watched that old ass movie, tsar 

you do this to me every time :RoboIndifferent:

You've never seen the granddaddy of all zombie movies?  What is wrong with you??

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3 minutes ago, Mix said:

you're just going to end up eating me and i'm telling you now, i'm gonna be pissed 

no way! im on the peoples side! unless these are communist zombies...

 

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12 minutes ago, Mix said:

you know damn well I haven't watched that old ass movie, tsar 

you do this to me every time :RoboIndifferent:

Dude, even I've seen that movie. That and the 1989 remake are the only zombie movies I've ever seen.

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22 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

You've never seen the granddaddy of all zombie movies?  What is wrong with you??

The therapist said it was "...a tendency toward hyperbole..."

 

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"Listen, I believe these zombies are just a psy-ops against our President and-"

*lawmaker gets bitten*

"fuck."

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16 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Dude, even I've seen that movie. That and the 1989 remake are the only zombie movies I've ever seen.

You haven't seen Train to Busan and you're judging me over that old ass shit that came out before my mom was born?

Get yo shit together

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4 minutes ago, Mix said:

There therapist said it was "...a tendency toward hyperbole..."

 

Interesting, I have an uncanny ability to sound serious when I'm seriously joking.

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If a zombie outbreak really happened, it'd be over as soon as it began. We're too well-armed for the zombies to be any danger to us. They have too many natural predators. They're too easily corralled via natural or manmade obstacles. They can't handle extreme heat or cold. And biting is a shitty way to spread a disease.

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Just now, Real_AirCooledGirl said:

If a zombie outbreak really happened, it'd be over as soon as it began. We're too well-armed for the zombies to be any danger to us. They have too many natural predators. They're too easily corralled via natural or manmade obstacles. They can't handle extreme heat or cold. And biting is a shitty way to spread a disease.

What about lickers, spitters and infected wildlife

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1 hour ago, Real_AirCooledGirl said:

If a zombie outbreak really happened, it'd be over as soon as it began. We're too well-armed for the zombies to be any danger to us. They have too many natural predators. They're too easily corralled via natural or manmade obstacles. They can't handle extreme heat or cold. And biting is a shitty way to spread a disease.

We couldn't even handle Covid in a timely manner. It still isn't over. 

A zombie apocalypse would be the end. 

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