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2 hours ago, ghostrek said:

I've been thinking about doing that is it a good idea

It depends on how you feel about coming down with a sudden case of broken legs. :RoboAngry:

Listen here you, that's Sponges' thing, ok. 

You can't just go around stealing people's shticks!

Keeping this boat afloat is dependent on the remains of this pirate crew doing the jobs assigned to them. 

How would you feel if I suddenly started talking about getting a big dick and never, absolutely never, using it?

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1 hour ago, Mix said:

It depends on how you feel about coming down with a sudden case of broken legs. :RoboAngry:

Listen here you, that's Sponges' thing, ok. 

You can't just go around stealing people's shticks!

Keeping this boat afloat is dependent on the remains of this pirate crew doing the jobs assigned to them. 

How would you feel if I suddenly started talking about getting a big dick and never, absolutely never, using it?

@Mix what's my shtick

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1 hour ago, ghostrek said:

@Mix what's my shtick

uhh, here, just watch this

 

 

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On 5/2/2021 at 4:24 PM, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

It’s gonna be the church of Godzilla, with Kagome from InuYasha as the high priestess and Godzilla's daughter...or some shit.

no it is a my own brand of  Christianity

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1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

no it is a my own brand of  Christianity

With racism,  snitching,  gay sex, and countless lies?

That's just Christianity,  ghostrek. 

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47 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

With racism,  snitching,  gay sex, and countless lies?

That's just Christianity,  ghostrek. 

no

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2 hours ago, ghostrek said:

no it is a my own brand of  Christianity

Christianity is a false religion and your particular brand of it won't make it any more true.

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On 5/1/2021 at 6:48 PM, ghostrek said:

I've been thinking about doing that is it a good idea

Someone did that in Europe.  Ever hear of Gadget Hackwrench?

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3 hours ago, Commander McBelch said:

Someone did that in Europe.  Ever hear of Gadget Hackwrench?

What does your furry fetish have to do with Europe?

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10 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

Christianity is a false religion and your particular brand of it won't make it any more true.

Uh oh, Sponges wants a holy war.

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16 hours ago, BlackNoir said:

What does your furry fetish have to do with Europe?

There's actually government recognized religion of Gadget in Europe.

 

Me?  I never saw one ep, so I don't know what is going on with that.

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12 minutes ago, Commander McBelch said:

 

 

Me?  I never saw one ep, so I don't know what is going on with that.

You lying ball of fuck. 

I gonna go fuck your dust twat ass mom just so you'll have to call me daddy....is that bitch still kicking.

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1 minute ago, André Toulon said:

You lying ball of fuck. 

I gonna go fuck your dust twat ass mom just so you'll have to call me daddy....is that bitch still kicking.

She’s still alive, just checked

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Just now, Commander McBelch said:

Nope. She's playing cards with Nathan Birnbaum.

I guess that makes sense there wasn’t an obituary 

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7 minutes ago, Commander McBelch said:

Nope.  She was a German American with a British name.

LoL, do you really think these farts are throwing us off the trail

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9 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

LoL, do you really think these farts are throwing us off the trail

Brother, you're clueless.

My mother was adopted.  So, there's a whole family line I can't find. 

 

If you think you found something, that's not my football.

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On 5/1/2021 at 7:56 PM, Mix said:

You can't just go around stealing people's shticks!

 

Why not?  Didn't he steal it from L. Ron Hubbard?

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3 minutes ago, Commander McBelch said:

Brother, you're clueless.

My mother was adopted.  So, there's a whole family line I can't find. 

 

If you think you found something, that's not my football.

So you just go around calling black people brother like you're Hulk Hogan.  No wonder he wants to beat your ass in public 

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Just now, cyberbully said:

So you just go around calling black people brother like you're Hulk Hogan.  No wonder he wants to beat your ass in public 

That term had also been used in a Porky Pig cartoon to address the narrator.  It's an old term that had been in popular use since the Great Depression and it wasn't only by black people.  It had also been used by union members to address each other.

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1 minute ago, Commander McBelch said:

That term had also been used in a Porky Pig cartoon to address the narrator.  It's an old term that had been in popular use since the Great Depression and it wasn't only by black people.  It had also been used by union members to address each other.

Reported

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3 minutes ago, Commander McBelch said:

You checked a name.  No relation.

That's an awfully specific name, homey.

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2 minutes ago, Commander McBelch said:

And what's the name du jour?

You called your own name a "name du jour."

You know, the name you gave us yourself.

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Just now, scoobdog said:

You called your own name a "name du jour."

You know, the name you gave us yourself.

And you found my mother that way?   Who did you really inquire about?

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Just now, Commander McBelch said:

And you found my mother that way?   Who did you really inquire about?

Who did "I" really inquire about?

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1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

Who did "I" really inquire about?

Your not going find any part of family by assuming the entire lot is tied to a single name. 

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2 minutes ago, Commander McBelch said:

Your not going find any part of family by assuming the entire lot is tied to a single name. 

You are so full of shit.

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4 minutes ago, Commander McBelch said:

Who is my mother, then, and why is she still here instead of the spirit world?

I have no idea why she's still here, but it's probably because she disowned you sometime in '80s.

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