PhilosipherStoned 2689 Posted November 26, 2020 I'm buzzed as shit right now. AMA? Don't expect anything grandiose , but I'll predict your future for a post teh hee.. Might as well do something 'round here.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seight 5066 Posted November 26, 2020 What is the pirate's connection to the Spaghetti Monster? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhilosipherStoned 2689 Posted November 28, 2020 (edited) Human beings actually descended from pirates not apes, and the rapidly declining number of pirates over the years is the true cause of global warming. Also because of the pirate addition to the pastafarian genesis schtick pastafarians are encouraged to dress and take up the mannerisms of the great progenitors. https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/16/474510676/holy-macaroni-welcome-to-the-first-ever-official-pastafarian-wedding Edited November 28, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skiles 717 Posted November 28, 2020 Ayy, I'm buzzed too. Mid-relapse life. My question is this. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck... and hear me out... if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhilosipherStoned 2689 Posted November 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Skiles said: Ayy, I'm buzzed too. Mid-relapse life. My question is this. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck... and hear me out... if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 36 I think. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhilosipherStoned 2689 Posted November 28, 2020 His Noodly Appendage>> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skiles 717 Posted November 28, 2020 2 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: 36 I think. Ja feel. I think you underestimate the majestic woodchuck, but hey, what do I know? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
