i havent had any food or water today just wine

[Poof 13146]

sauvignon blanc. how long can you live on just wine? it's kind of food and water

[RainyDayJizz#35 3070]

Dunno, I've done a solid two and a half days with it though.

[Poof 13146]

1 minute ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

Dunno, I've done a solid two and a half days with it though.

good reply ty

[RainyDayJizz#35 3070]

1 minute ago, Poof said:

good reply ty

Make sure to get some water in there though, wine headaches are awful.

[Poof 13146]

1 minute ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

Make sure to get some water in there though, wine headaches are awful.

psssshhhhhhhhhhhhh

[RainyDayJizz#35 3070]

Just now, Poof said:

psssshhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hey I don't have to carry around your head, you do. 

[Poof 13146]

1 hour ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

Hey I don't have to carry around your head, you do. 

I'm fine bitch

[scoobdog 19286]

2 hours ago, Poof said:

sauvignon blanc. how long can you live on just wine? it's kind of food and water

Not sure.  That's a whole lot of sugar.

[Poof 13146]

6 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Not sure.  That's a whole lot of sugar.

really? my mom said it's dry. didn't seem dry tho... 

[scoobdog 19286]

What's the year and the locale?

[Poof 13146]

5 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

What's the year and the locale?

Australia

it doesnt say what year it just says "since 2008" 

Edited November 19, 2020 by Poof

[scoobdog 19286]

Mystery wine is the jet fuel of high flyers.

[Poof 13146]

7 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Mystery wine is the jet fuel of high flyers.

define "high flyers"

[RainyDayJizz#35 3070]

29 minutes ago, Poof said:

I'm fine bitch

You're also drunk, bitch.

[scoobdog 19286]

3 minutes ago, Poof said:

define "high flyers"

I'll need a bottle to demonstrate.

[Poof 13146]

3 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

You're also drunk, bitch.

Nah

[Poof 13146]

1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

I'll need a bottle to demonstrate.

nooooooooooo

[RainyDayJizz#35 3070]

9 minutes ago, Poof said:

Nah

Wtf why not?

[Mortir 382]

Oh boy. You should eat some food. I did not eat all day and now I am eating Taco Bell. It is pretty good.

[Poof 13146]

13 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

Wtf why not?

bc I'm good

[Poof 13146]

7 minutes ago, Mortir said:

Oh boy. You should eat some food. I did not eat all day and now I am eating Taco Bell. It is pretty good.

neh I got plenty of quantine weight to work on

[Rogue_Alphonse 5573]

I can't. I get drunk munchies.

[RainyDayJizz#35 3070]

14 minutes ago, Poof said:

bc I'm good

There are only two states, drunk and asleep.

[Poof 13146]

6 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

There are only two states, drunk and asleep.

oh please that's not true

[Poof 13146]

14 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

I can't. I get drunk munchies.

and that's why u got the white trash gut !

[Poof 13146]

29 minutes ago, Mortir said:

Oh boy. You should eat some food. I did not eat all day and now I am eating Taco Bell. It is pretty good.

neh I'm good. I'm not even thirsty

[Poof 13146]

36 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

Wtf why not?

 Because.

[BlackNoir 3726]

At least 3 days...Maybe more but eventually I'll usually eat.

[BlackNoir 3726]

21 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

I can't. I get drunk munchies.

Dude, it's liquid bread.....I could go days without eating as long as I had a steady flow of alcohol and cigarettes.

It always sucks afterwards, so I def don't recommend, but it can be done

[Poof 13146]

12 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

At least 3 days...Maybe more but eventually I'll usually eat.

what about water? How many days???

[BlackNoir 3726]

3 minutes ago, Poof said:

what about water? How many days???

Oh, no...I guess I didn't really touch on that....I drink water constantly....I have no idea why, but I always feel dehydrated....Even when I drank, I would have a drink in one hand and an open water bottle somewhere close.  

Like, if I was into that hokey shit, I would say I'm a creature of the sea....but i can't swim so that's pretty fucking stupid.

[Poof 13146]

1 minute ago, BlackNoir said:

Oh, no...I guess I didn't really touch on that....I drink water constantly....I have no idea why, but I always feel dehydrated....Even when I drank, I would have a drink in one hand and an open water bottle somewhere close.  

Like, if I was into that hokey shit, I would say I'm a creature of the sea....but i can't swim so that's pretty fucking stupid.

We gotta get you your water wings

[BlackNoir 3726]

1 minute ago, Poof said:

We gotta get you your water wings

No....no we do not.  I panic in water, I instantly open my mouth, I can't open my eyes underwater and my self preservation goes on vacation the minute my head goes under....It's like "Oh well, guess we're dead, dumbass...stay out of the fucking water"

 

[RainyDayJizz#35 3070]

35 minutes ago, Poof said:

oh please that's not true

It's true if I want it to be!

[Rogue_Alphonse 5573]

1 hour ago, Poof said:

and that's why u got the white trash gut !

It's called a dad bod and it happened after narcotics ended.

[Mortir 382]

1 hour ago, BlackNoir said:

No....no we do not.  I panic in water, I instantly open my mouth, I can't open my eyes underwater and my self preservation goes on vacation the minute my head goes under....It's like "Oh well, guess we're dead, dumbass...stay out of the fucking water"

 

Having Vice City flashbacks. You can enter cheat codes to make your car fly but stay out the damn water.

[scoobdog 19286]

12 hours ago, Poof said:

nooooooooooo

Easy.  No one's getting maimed.

[Poof 13146]

20 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Easy.  No one's getting maimed.

maybe....