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This daycare I went to as a kid had a prayer we'd say before eating.

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"Thank you for the food, thank you for the day, yum, yum, eat away."

And I gotta be honest, I'm pretty pissed off that my brain still reserves space for that stupid fucking prayer. 😐

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God is good,

God is great.

Let us thank him,

For our food.

By his hand,

We are fed.

Give us Lord,

Our daily bread.

I haven't thought about this in years 😒

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Our father who art in heaven, hallowed by thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and please forgive our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. 

Not even confirmed, bitch.

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12 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

Our father who art in heaven, hallowed by thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and please forgive our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. 

Not even confirmed, bitch.

I have recited this at so many AA meetings that I've legitimately heard it perfectly in my dreams. 

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1 hour ago, bnmjy said:

God is good,

God is great.

Let us thank him,

For our food.

By his hand,

We are fed.

Give us Lord,

Our daily bread.

I haven't thought about this in years 😒

Right? Meanwhile, how many awesome things has my brain just aced from my hard drive? And shit like that is still in there? 

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16 minutes ago, CAC said:

I'd rather thank the farmers that actually did the work.

Mmmm, nope, it was Jesus. All those lazy-ass farmers did was reap the rewards. The Lord did all the work. 

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1 hour ago, Athena92 said:

Rub-a-dub-dub

Thanks for the grub

Yaaaaay, God!

Thank you LaToya, that was very inappropriate. 

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God is great, god is good.

Later it's poop but now it's food.

 

You'd think they'd have learned to not let me lead any of the youth group meetings...

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