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Everyone has heard Jesus turned water into wine

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But no one ever tells you the rest of the story. Like what the hell do you think him and his boys did then? 

My man was out here turning water into wine and chilling with prostitutes on the reg.....homie was a wild boy

lmao, imagine getting hammered with Jesus 

...

-"YOOOOO, THAT'S MY BOY JESUS ON THE ROOF! YO, JEEEESSSSSUUUUUUUSSSSS"

-"YOOOO, PETE FLOW IN THE HEEEZZZUUUUTTT!"

-"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BRO?"

-"I'M GOING TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF INTO THE WELL!"

-"OH SHIT, SON OF GOD. THAT'S WHAT'S UP"

...

 

...it would be something like that :RoboTeeth:

 

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11 minutes ago, Skiles said:

Very few people remember that Jesus also turned spaghetti sauce into milk.

I'm intrigued. Tell me more.

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Just now, Mix said:

I'm intrigued. Tell me more.

I mean, there isn't much to it. The apostles were like, "Yo, we have all this spaghetti sauce. Also, on a completely unrelated note, our bones are becoming very fragile." So Jesus rocked up and he was like, "I got you, fam." 

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1 hour ago, Mix said:

But no one ever tells you the rest of the story. Like what the hell do you think him and his boys did then? 

My man was out here turning water into wine and chilling with prostitutes on the reg.....homie was a wild boy

lmao, imagine getting hammered with Jesus 

...

-"YOOOOO, THAT'S MY BOY JESUS ON THE ROOF! YO, JEEEESSSSSUUUUUUUSSSSS"

-"YOOOO, PETE FLOW IN THE HEEEZZZUUUUTTT!"

-"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BRO?"

-"I'M GOING TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF INTO THE WELL!"

-"OH SHIT, SON OF GOD. THAT'S WHAT'S UP"

...

 

...it would be something like that :RoboTeeth:

 

 

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And so Jesus jumped in to the well, and landed on top of the water and just stood there. "Uh, hey, can I get some help outta here? I don't want to ascend to heaven just to get out of the damn well."

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On 9/16/2020 at 10:36 PM, Mix said:

But no one ever tells you the rest of the story. Like what the hell do you think him and his boys did then? 

My man was out here turning water into wine and chilling with prostitutes on the reg.....homie was a wild boy

lmao, imagine getting hammered with Jesus 

...

-"YOOOOO, THAT'S MY BOY JESUS ON THE ROOF! YO, JEEEESSSSSUUUUUUUSSSSS"

-"YOOOO, PETE FLOW IN THE HEEEZZZUUUUTTT!"

-"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BRO?"

-"I'M GOING TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF INTO THE WELL!"

-"OH SHIT, SON OF GOD. THAT'S WHAT'S UP"

...

 

...it would be something like that :RoboTeeth:

 

Thanks. Just thanks. Now I have King Herod's song  from  Jesus Christ Superstar stuck in my head.

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