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3 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

Weirdos until like maybe 7th grade, then...well, you can probably figure this out.

You were driving the bus

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Damn, I got the weirdos one. I was always partial to the first row to the right so that I could get out of the bus sooner. 

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What about disciplinary cases who had to sit in the front because they lit strips of magnesium on fire when they sat in the back?

 

 

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I forget where I sat on the bus all I remember was loading up on bowls before school and sleeping while listening to emo music on my Walkman.

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1 hour ago, Ginguy said:

What about disciplinary cases who had to sit in the front because they lit strips of magnesium on fire when they sat in the back?

 

 

LOLwut.....You did shit like that at my school, and you don't get to ride the bus anymore....Kid got put off forever for pop-its

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8 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

LOLwut.....You did shit like that at my school, and you don't get to ride the bus anymore....Kid got put off forever for pop-its

We got written up one time for smoke a cigarette in the back. They still let us ride though.

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52 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

LOLwut.....You did shit like that at my school, and you don't get to ride the bus anymore....Kid got put off forever for pop-its

White privilege?

Seriously though, rich suburbs...

 

 

 

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18 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

all three would apply to me so I don't know

None of those have anything to do with having a giant dick ghostie.

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2 hours ago, ghostrek said:

all three would apply to me so I don't know

Stop lying, you ain't no fun.

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4 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

Stop lying, you ain't no fun.

all i'm saying, is that he didn't ride the back 3 rows. 

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I dunno mang... our busses weren't that long.

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I mean fine, but you didn't have to loop me in on this personal attack. What did I do to deserve this?

Except when I started drinking I rode the middle of the bus. It was less bumpy, and I could doze easier when I was hungover. First ten years of school, though? Back of the bus all day. We tried to get them hops on certain streets. We knew when we were about to hit that super bumpy part of the road, and we would be like, "Oh SHIT, dude, here it comes!" 

I remember my second grade bus driver would troll us. Some days she would hit the bumps real slow, and we would be like, "Aww..." But SOME days, she would fuckin' pick up speed on them, and we would go FLYING. Sometimes we would hit our heads on the roof of the bus. It was amazing.

She got fired in the middle of second semester.

Also I'm an alcoholic. So thanks for shouting me out.

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19 hours ago, stilgar said:

None of those have anything to do with having a giant dick ghostie.

I'm a loser with a big dick so what

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Same.. I sat wherever though honestly, but defaulted to the back. The bus drivers always tried to make me do that "bus commander" bullshit anyway.. Or I think that's what they called it when I went throught the training honestly anyway. Basically the bus driver is suppose to pick someone they feel is responsible to watch the bus for shit that makes them have to pull over, and that persons also supposed to open the right emengency exits and force people through them in the event of an accident.

Luckily that never happened when I was a kid.. but some girl I remember pretty much cut a veign, and I remember it was visibly sticking out of her arm.. We had to drop her off to a school nurse at the next stop and I think I remember the driver making the call to the hospital to pick her up. I only agreed that time because I lived seven miles out of town in the middle of no where and was always like the last person off the bus anyway so when she asked I just said fuck it. 

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1 hour ago, ghostrek said:

I'm a loser with a big dick so what

So.... do something with your big dick.

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16 hours ago, stilgar said:

Start camming. 

@stilgar   no and what is it with you are you a chick or something or are you just obsessed with missing my dick because if you're not a chick no

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5 minutes ago, stilgar said:

I never said cam with me you illiterate waste of space.

Oh no....The Packard fumes are taking their toll....Soon he won't be able to tell you from Gingo....It's all downhill from here

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23 hours ago, ghostrek said:

I'm a loser with a big dick so what

if you have a big dick you're a winner by default

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1 hour ago, BlackNoir said:

Oh no....The Packard fumes are taking their toll....Soon he won't be able to tell you from Gingo....It's all downhill from here

There is zero chance he gets this reference at all.

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55 minutes ago, Poof said:

if you have a big dick you're a winner by default

yeah the special ed kid with a big dick still means I still can't get laid because I was special ed

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9 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

yeah the special ed kid with a big dick still means I still can't get laid because I was special ed

I was in special ed and I never had a problem getting laid WTF u goin on about 

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16 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

yeah the special ed kid with a big dick still means I still can't get laid because I was special ed

Don't blame your refusal to get you massive dick wet on special ed you nerd. Stop being scared of sex or just come out as asexual.

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48 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

yeah the special ed kid with a big dick still means I still can't get laid because I was special ed

Hmm then you gotta wear pants that are alil slimmer not like skin tight. But enough so ladies will know. Or boxers and basketball shorts.

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I used to live less than a block from my schools, so I never took the bus. The only time I did was when we had a soccer game at another school. Man, that bus stunk!

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6 hours ago, ghostrek said:

yeah the special ed kid with a big dick still means I still can't get laid because I was special ed

Every retarded kid from my school has a family....

We also had a couple of gay guys who weren't happy until they went off to college and were able to truly live their sexual identity......Move away from your family and friends and discover your true sexuality...The longer you pretend it's women, the more we will suffer.

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Of course I was the weirdo. I didn’t fit in with any group, listened to music every second of the day,  and didn’t care about anyone. 

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clearly my whole problem was that i sat at the back of the bus.

if only i'd known life was so simple.

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Hey poof, convince ghostie to show you his dick and if it is as big as they say you should convince him to do porn or something.

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