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Just Opened A Yogurt

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The lid came off in one piece and it was completely clean.  Not a speck of yogurt on it.  Now I'm afraid something terrible is about to happen.

 

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I sense a plot to destroy the Jezi.....

 

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it's one of life's little miracles

like when you realize you're about to come too fast and you pull out and she says, "just come on my back, I just did the sheets"

 

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I don't believe it

like when people say they perfectly peeled an orange in one piece 😤it doesn't happen

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5 minutes ago, PerfectFlowingHair said:

You know she could just lick it clean first...

Of all the stupid shit jez could lie about and the stupid shit she could go through to try and "prove" it... 😆

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1 minute ago, jezebelthenun said:

I don't care if you guys don't believe me.  Taco saw it.  Bad yoplait juju up in here.

I believe you. 2020 is not the year for clean yogurt lids. 

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7 minutes ago, resurrected said:

I believe you. 2020 is not the year for clean yogurt lids. 

Never a truer statement

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Just another reason why yogurt should be avoided at all costs.

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13 minutes ago, Raptorpat said:

And the day was all downhill from there.

Do the name change thing! I suppose I've already demonstrated I can't be trusted to do it myself. Cause I was about to ask why i can't.

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Why are you afraid of things going well?

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9 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

ill eat it for you B|

The 4 year old devoured the jujuyog.  So far, he seems no more possessed than usual.  Fingers crossed.

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8 hours ago, Lasty said:

Why are you afraid of things going well?

When all of your luck goes into a yogurt lid, you have no choice but to accept impending doom.

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7 hours ago, Radical Left said:

Ever pull that lint carpet off the dryer filter in one go.....I love it.

Oooh, or when you get a piece of plastic wrap from the roll and it doesn't fold over into itself.

 

*Shudders*

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the last time i had greek yogurt and i tried opening it up, it splattered all over my face like a horny college student

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1 minute ago, jezebelthenun said:

@Naraku4656 That's pretty much the expectation.

now try explaining in an environment of a corporate office of a Fortune 50 company why your shirt looks like you blew someone in a bathroom. that was my day

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I mean, if someone looks at you funny, just make the universal BJ hand/mouth movement while making intense eye contact.  That'll solve your pesky job problem right quick.

 

Or just say, "Yogurt" and shrug.

 

Options.

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2 minutes ago, jezebelthenun said:

I mean, if someone looks at you funny, just make the universal BJ hand/mouth movement while making intense eye contact.  That'll solve your pesky job problem right quick.

 

Or just say, "Yogurt" and shrug.

 

Options.

as I recall, I just said it was yogurt. but boy was that not a fun day

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I only slurp Gogurt.

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Slurpin' on moist Gogurt is radical, Gramps.

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Moist doesn't bother me.  I think I just hate slurping sounds, so the word instantly makes me less happy.

 

I'm a Gramps now.

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*skateboards away*

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Posted (edited)

I yogurts like a grown man. Bigger than your head

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