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Joke from "Temperature's Rising", the tv show that Cleavon Little (Blazing Saddles) starred in:

You know why Doctors really tie a knot in a baby's umbilical cord?


Because if they didn't the baby would go (doctor makes a loud raspberry sound & moves his index finger erratically in the air - like a loose balloon losing air)

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ok....lookie here. a 'test tube' baby is an egg that is fertilized in a 'test tube' but it's introduced into a healthy womb. so, yes, a 'test tube' baby has a belly button. 

if a 'test tube' baby doesn't have an umbilical cord...hence no belly button. kill it with fire...it's probably a sci~fi experiment gone terribly wrong. 


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