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6 minutes ago, ITasteLikeSex said:

Ship and handle these nuts

That's sexual harassment and I'll have you know thats gonna cost you

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But wait .... there's more

 

 

 

 

Spoiler

more trash for old people

 

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1 hour ago, Vamped said:

But wait .... there's more

 

 

 

 

  Reveal hidden contents

more trash for old people

 

PAY US NOW

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"Has this ever happened to you?"

*cut to person somehow failing to use a washcloth correctly* 

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28 minutes ago, Fuggs_Is_in_IT_nowBITCH said:

Wow yall dont even talk abt real shit no more. Just a bunch of non sense. Grow up.

What part of "Go away" don't you get?

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2 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Mr. Peanut just died, show some damn respect! 

No I calls 'em like I sees 'em. Mr. Peanut raped and killed a girl in 1990.

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42 minutes ago, Fuggs_Is_in_IT_nowBITCH said:

Wow yall dont even talk abt real shit no more. Just a bunch of non sense. Grow up.

what's more real than this FANTASTIC OFFER. BUY NOW BEFORE IT ENDS

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Just now, katt_goddess said:

LOOT? LOOT? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE LOOT!

IF YOU DON'T CALL RIGHT NOW WE'LL PLAY THIS COMMERCIAL EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU CRY

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9 minutes ago, ITasteLikeSex said:

No I calls 'em like I sees 'em. Mr. Peanut raped and killed a girl in 1990.

The difference between Kobe and Mr.Peanut is that people actually put Mr. Peanuts nuts in their mouth willingly. It isn't Mr. Peanuts fault that girl had an allergy. 

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5 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

IF YOU DON'T CALL RIGHT NOW WE'LL PLAY THIS COMMERCIAL EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU CRY

I think I'll just leave my phone in the bottom of my bag and go to bed with the tv timer set. 

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO THEN? ALL YOUR ANNOYANCE OUTLETS ARE BELONGING TO ME!

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8 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Hot singles are standing by to take your call

 

 

They're really limiting their client base. A lot of people are into cuckolding. Maybe have hot sexually frustrated couples standing by; with their partner within ear shot, so there's going to be a lot of whispering and pretending someone else is on the line. 

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1 hour ago, HardcoreHunter said:

They're really limiting their client base. A lot of people are into cuckolding. Maybe have hot sexually frustrated couples standing by; with their partner within ear shot, so there's going to be a lot of whispering and pretending someone else is on the line. 

I dont think that's in the budget.  We've got like .... a menopausal aunt with hot flashes and chin hair  kinda budget

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11 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Mr. Peanut just died, show some damn respect! 

HOW MANY PEANUTS DIED UNDER HIS WATCH AND HE DID NOTHING! HE'S A MONSTER!!!

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Why does literally every single item sold on TV cost exactly $19.95, and comes with two for the price of one? There are literally zero exceptions to these rules.

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13 hours ago, Fuggs_Is_in_IT_nowBITCH said:

Wow yall dont even talk abt real shit no more. Just a bunch of non sense. Grow up.

It's almost as if Naraku and a lot of us came from a land called IB where talking non-sense was the whole point...

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1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Why does literally every single item sold on TV cost exactly $19.95, and comes with two for the price of one? There are literally zero exceptions to these rules.

plus shipping and handling 

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2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Well that I get.

Also sometimes you can get 2 easy payments of 9.95

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On 1/27/2020 at 12:29 PM, Naraku4656 said:

ONLY 10,000 PLUS SHIPPING AMD HANDLING

GIVE ME THE 10 BUCKETS OF HAND LOTION BECAUSE I NEEDZ IT

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21 hours ago, Vamped said:

I dont think that's in the budget.  We've got like .... a menopausal aunt with hot flashes and chin hair  kinda budget

Still waiting for that check. >:(

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2 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

Still waiting for that check. >:(

Its ....

 

>.>

 

Im gonna mail it

<.< 

Just ... uhm .... gotta get some stamps

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