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ITN: Space Force Bible blessed at National Cathedral is a headline that currently exists in 2020.

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Hooooly shitballs.

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In a tweet on Sunday, the Washington National Cathedral posted a statement describing the Bible that was blessed during a morning service as a Space Force official Bible "which will be used to swear in all commanders of America's newest military branch." [...] "Accept this Bible which we dedicate here today for the United States Space Force," intones the Rev. Randolph Hollerith, dean of the National Cathedral, "that all may so diligently search your holy word and find in it the wisdom that leads to peace and salvation, through Jesus Christ our Lord, amen." [...] "Almighty God, who set the planets in their courses and the stars in space," the Rev. Carl Wright implores, "look with favor, we pray you, upon the commander in chief, the 45th president of this great nation, who looked to the heavens and dared to dream of a safer future for all mankind."

So... we currently have a mandatory-christian branch of our military.

That's pretty cool...

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For real though- they're going to blow shit up from space.

They're going to blow a lot of shit up from space.

In the names of Trump and Christ.

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Where's the statue of Baphomet when we need it?

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56 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said:

For real though- they're going to blow shit up from space.

They're going to blow a lot of shit up from space.

In the names of Trump and Christ.

And absolutely no one will be eaten by bugs.

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We can't even get back to the moon, the ISS is an INTERNATIONAL property and any trips currently scheduled for Mars are marked as a 2 year / one way only trip.

Someone tell astro-orange that there's no money in space for him to funnel.  

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