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This morning I step out of my house to find this

It's a ziploc bag with a flyer for the KKK and a business card for them and some cat litter (I assume the litter is to weigh the bag down).

I dont know who left this bullshit in front of my house. The card has a phone number for a 24/7 KKK hotline, time to start planning ways to make their lives hell.

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A loooooooooooooooong ass time ago there was posted on the net a prank phone call a black person made responding to an ad made by a white guy looking to start a black metal band. For those unfamiliar, the "black" in black metal has no racial connotations and in the original meaning referred to Satanic lyrics. Over time the term "black metal" began to more refer to the sub-genre's musical style and content rather than the lyrical content. There's still nothing inherently racist in black metal in of itself, but black metal is by far the most popular metal sub-genre for white supremacist metal musicians. It even has it's own racist sub-sub-genre, NSBM (National Socialist Black Metal).

Anyway, the prank call was this black dude pretending he was interested in trying out for the band, because he's black, and the white guy was looking to start a "black" metal band. The guy who posted the ad was dancing around the fact that black people were not welcome in the band. It was a pretty funny phone call.

All this to say is it might be funnier for a black person (with REALLY thick skin) to troll them too.

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7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

A loooooooooooooooong ass time ago there was posted on the net a prank phone call a black person made responding to an ad made by a white guy looking to start a black metal band. For those unfamiliar, the "black" in black metal has no racial connotations and in the original meaning referred to Satanic lyrics. Over time the term "black metal" began to more refer to the sub-genre's musical style and content rather than the lyrical content. There's still nothing inherently racist in black metal in of itself, but black metal is by far the most popular metal sub-genre for white supremacist metal musicians. It even has it's own racist sub-sub-genre, NSBM (National Socialist Black Metal).

Anyway, the prank call was this black dude pretending he was interested in trying out for the band, because he's black, and the white guy was looking to start a "black" metal band. The guy who posted the ad was dancing around the fact that black people were not welcome in the band. It was a pretty funny phone call.

All this to say is it might be funnier for a black person (with REALLY thick skin) to troll them too.

The intro was a bit long, but the payoff wasn't too bad.

Got a link?

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1 hour ago, katt_goddess said:

Not that I would encourage such a thing, but if some of the more bored chans were to get that particular number they'd have something to not be bored with for as long as it takes for the number to stay connected. 

<.< >.>

Reddit or 4chan 

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2 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

Not that I would encourage such a thing, but if some of the more bored chans were to get that particular number they'd have something to not be bored with for as long as it takes for the number to stay connected. 

<.< >.>

already on it 9_9

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Ummmmmmm hold on what the fuck I guess... I can't read whatever is sideways in the picture though... Just the way it was supposingly done in the first place is like a thing, but I couldnt really know with the kkk. (How they still operate today  and thiking about that is a supreme joke to me) Fuck them though idk what else to say about them... Especially when from what I know they been stupid as shit and and probably on their last leg for years..Not that there isnt other "white gsngs and shit like that....  Before anyone clowns I'm gonna go ahead and remind yall I have worked as correctional officer. 

It's alll the same shit though.. Dem white gangs really need to stop dough what dey bout/ 

 

Uhhh shit I did that... Fuck them though seriously.. 

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7 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

Not that I would encourage such a thing, but if some of the more bored chans were to get that particular number they'd have something to not be bored with for as long as it takes for the number to stay connected. 

<.< >.>

alright, I did it.....I went back to the scary bar I got kicked out of because it was scary and I wrote in the stall "For a good time, call Ku at 336-432-0386"

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12 hours ago, little_girl_lost said:

This morning I step out of my house to find this

It's a ziploc bag with a flyer for the KKK and a business card for them and some cat litter (I assume the litter is to weigh the bag down).

I dont know who left this bullshit in front of my house. The card has a phone number for a 24/7 KKK hotline, time to start planning ways to make their lives hell.

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2 questions:

1. Are you going to use the litter?

2. Can I call them to fuck with them?

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6 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

2 questions:

1. Are you going to use the litter?

2. Can I call them to fuck with them?

1. I'm a little too paranoid to actually open the bag for fear of any chemical terrorism, even if they just sneezed in the bag

2. By all means, please. Post the number anywhere on the seediest parts of the internet.

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12 hours ago, Gina Szanboti said:

Some of the channers would sign up with them on the spot.

 

@ Philosipher: It sez, "Great Value."  Sounds like they used a supermarket bag?

 

The rule of averages pretty much states that on the internet, bored buttholes that will screw with a phone number just for the lols outstrip the likelihood of people joining out of seriousness. 

Because the internet is full of cats and most of them are indeed buttholes. 

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14 hours ago, little_girl_lost said:

1. I'm a little too paranoid to actually open the bag for fear of any chemical terrorism, even if they just sneezed in the bag

2. By all means, please. Post the number anywhere on the seediest parts of the internet.

Okay.....

That number is already on some seedy parts. It's pretty organically being fucked with.

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On 12/14/2019 at 12:23 PM, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

Wait, lgl. Which state are you in again?

On second thought, it doesn't matter. You need to move to another part of the country ASAP!

It's not my place to tell you where she lives but I can tell you it's a redneck state.

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