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Dick pic yo!

It's 1000% SFW

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I have royally fucked up this joke
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Oh no, Mr broken dick who got trolled by zeni so badly he flounced off and said he would never come  back called me a fat virgin.

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12 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

I came.

Talk swords and Jim Beam to be, babeh

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3 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Talk swords and Jim Beam to be, babeh

I can’t drink for 12 days at least and I don’t play with sharp objects when I’m sober.

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Just now, Death_is_coming said:

You all disappointed me tonight. 

Hope you're proud of yourself. 

You get what you give.

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14 minutes ago, Death_is_coming said:

You all disappointed me tonight. 

Hope you're proud of yourself. 

Always. 

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41 minutes ago, stilgar said:

Oh no, Mr broken dick who got trolled by zeni so badly he flounced off and said he would never come  back called me a fat virgin.

said it earlier if i dont know what you look like then your words are a joke to me

plus i hear enough about you being a basement dwelling brewed fart of a human being so that's good enough for me

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1 minute ago, Age of S'jet said:

said it earlier if i dont know what you look like then your words are a joke to me

plus i hear enough about you being a basement dwelling brewed fart of a human being so that's good enough for me

Curious way to get someone to send a picture to you. Does it work often?

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Just now, InsaneFox said:

Curious way to get someone to send a picture to you. Does it work often?

no i dont wanna know what he looks like

he just follows me into all of my threads and flames me and i flame him back

welcome to our cycle.

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Just now, Age of S'jet said:

no i dont wanna know what he looks like

he just follows me into all of my threads and flames me and i flame him back

welcome to our cycle.

No. I think there’s something deeper here.

A desire for connection. A longing, even.

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Just now, InsaneFox said:

No. I think there’s something deeper here.

A desire for connection. A longing, even.

well stilgar is bi, so maybe he does want my "broken" dick

that explains it.

 

 

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Just now, Age of S'jet said:

well stilgar is bi, so maybe he does want my "broken" dick

that explains it.

 

 

Whether or not Stilgar likes you does not tell me why you were fishing for Stilgar’s picture. 

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Just now, InsaneFox said:

Whether or not Stilgar likes you does not tell me why you were fishing for Stilgar’s picture. 

so i can make fun of him

duh

 

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Just now, Age of S'jet said:

so i can make fun of him

duh

 

No, that’s your cover. Or at the very least a very unreliable reason. What if Stilgar was super attractive (I’m not saying he isn’t, I don’t personally know), what if Stilgar was everything you ever wanted in a man?

This whole game of cat and mouse is actually just a peculiar courting ritual. 

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52 minutes ago, Death_is_coming said:

You all disappointed me tonight. 

Hope you're proud of yourself. 

It sort of turned into a childish medley of demoralization / inadequate submissions. I had something in mind, but... >__>;

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Just now, Lasty said:

It sort of turned into a childish medley of demoralization / inadequate submissions. I had something in mind, but... >__>;

Either you want to or you don’t. Nobody’s choice to make but your own.

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3 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

Either you want to or you don’t. Nobody’s choice to make but your own.

I AM INDECISIVE

HA

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41 minutes ago, Age of S'jet said:

@stilgar sorry i can't fulfill your fantasy of you sucking on my fat cock.

Lol. 

 

You think that thin broken dick of yours is fat.  

 

Lol. 

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I spent like 45 minutes trying to find this pic I sent Boo and posted on the boards (new phone). I'm so happy the search function here is as broken as the one on Lithium, it makes it feel like home

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Posted (edited)
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Edited by 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚
HEY... your pics are great but pls spoiler tag naughty bits.
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8 hours ago, InsaneFox said:

Then flip a coin. Heads, do it. Tails, don’t.

ABOUT THIS, I AM INDECISIVE ALSO 

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1 hour ago, Lasty said:

ABOUT THIS, I AM INDECISIVE ALSO 

Then flip a coin about that too. Any of them come up tails, do nothing.

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34 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

Then flip a coin about that too. Any of them come up tails, do nothing.

I NEED AN ADULT

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