Mix Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 I head-butted this woman today It was an accident...I should probably lead with that....I didn't mean to do it....she said what's up and came in for a hug while I was sitting and I went to stand but she was already bending over and, well, you can take it from there.... She said ouch and put her hand to her head and I panicked, as I do, and said....."I got the worst of it, your head's like a cinder block" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 11 hours ago, Mix said: I head-butted this woman today It was an accident...I should probably lead with that....I didn't mean to do it....she said what's up and came in for a hug while I was sitting and I went to stand but she was already bending over and, well, you can take it from there.... She said ouch and put her hand to her head and I panicked, as I do, and said....."I got the worst of it, your head's like a cinder block" Should've said, "Oh sorry for attacking you, that's my cat-like ninja reflexes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 (edited) Kmart. Man: Do you have skinny ropes? Me: no we don't have any rope Man: *gets angry* yall dont have anything. Yall oughta shut this place down *storms off* *two black ladies overhear and watch him walk off then look at me* Lady: yall are shutting down, arent you? Me: yes Lady: well thats why they don't have anything. Theyre shutting down, idiot! LMAO! What makes it funnier are the HUGE ASS SIGNS all over the doors that say STORE CLOSING! EVERYTHING MUST GO! Edited October 21, 2019 by fuggstop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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