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well i got issued a laptop and will be required to work during the hurricane from home *eyes roll to back of head*

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2 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

well i got issued a laptop and will be required to work during the hurricane from home *eyes roll to back of head*

And they will know if you don't work 

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4 hours ago, Gay_Ops said:

Awww shiet 

Ya boi gonna get swept out to see my dawgs

Are you going to go out and report on the scene?  You do your best work in hurricanes.

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I want it to just land on Merd a Lardo with both feet, and park itself, drilling a hole 30 feet deep and striking raw sewage, until it's all wiped off the map.  Nobody killed, no damage to any other properties adjacent, just that.  If there is a God, this will happen.  Otherwise, we're clearly on our own.  Oh, and it should also level his golden bedbug hotel.

 

Seriously, if you're in its path, don't fuck around, get out and be safe.

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2 hours ago, helpme said:

And they will know if you don't work 

Duh

Its fine i guess. Ive worked from home before and this time i won't have a toddler roaming around. Plus my job never said anything about background noise. 

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43 minutes ago, Poof said:

It's coming to get you bcucket

Santa figured bucket doesn't deserve coal he deserves a hurricane 

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2 hours ago, Poof said:

It's coming to get you bcucket

If it keeps up, Bucket will have a front row seat for a Cat 5.

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Looks like it's gonna tear up the East coast.

I was laying sandbags for my friend's dad the other day, he was telling me he's worried about his property in Daytona.

Sucks.

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17 minutes ago, Gay_Ops said:

I was laying sandbags for my friend's dad the other day,

Is this some kind of Florida sex slang?

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So, laying sandbags means you get fucked in the ass for money by older men while in a dirty puddle. Gross.

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Oh, they have recorded your sandbag laying and force you to watch it each time.

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1 hour ago, Gay_Ops said:

Looks like it's gonna tear up the East coast.

I was laying sandbags for my friend's dad the other day, he was telling me he's worried about his property in Daytona.

Sucks.

Did he at least pay you?

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1 hour ago, Gay_Ops said:

Looks like it's gonna curve North.

They've been saying "it's gonna turn left, it's gonna turn left" but as I suspected, that high over the Atlantic ain't fucking with this system just yet. If what you're saying is right anyways. I was getting ready to check on progress this morning but I thought I'd look here first. Bucket updates are best updates. 

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Aren't you in Georgia?

If it stays on the projected path it will slam into SC as a Cat 1 or 2 and we won't see anything more than tropical storm-force wind and lots of rain.

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16 minutes ago, Gay_Ops said:

Aren't you in Georgia?

If it stays on the projected path it will slam into SC as a Cat 1 or 2 and we won't see anything more than tropical storm-force wind and lots of rain.

I’m in SC you dolt

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Eh.

Storm will be significantly weaker if it hugs the coast for a couple days on the way up. 

If things take a turn for the worst, you can always take solace in the fact that fat tissue is less dense than water.

Silver linings.

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4 minutes ago, Gay_Ops said:

Eh.

Storm will be significantly weaker if it hugs the coast for a couple days on the way up. 

If things take a turn for the worst, you can always take solace in the fact that fat tissue is less dense than water.

Silver linings.

Don’t be nasty cuz you got owned in your ikea thread

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Just now, Gay_Ops said:

Bitch you couldn't own a fucking pair of shoes.

Please.

I own name brand shoes...do you?

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1 minute ago, Gay_Ops said:

All shoes have a brand name you elephantine dunce. 

Let’s get back on topic please

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There were people (retards) on the news this morning; "We went down to the beach thinking it'd be rough seas, all choppy like ya know, but it's pretty calm right now tell ya what. Wouldn't even think there's a storm a brewing out there yonder that there horizon yonder. Shucks."

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