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On 9/8/2019 at 2:14 PM, 1pooh4u said:

Figuratively and literally sick

”get in fg range”

jets don’t have a fg range 

Bold Prediction: Jets sign that female USA soccer player to fix their kicking woes because she is far better than anyone the Jets have tried this year 

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1 hour ago, Master-Debater131 said:

Bold Prediction: Jets sign that female USA soccer player to fix their kicking woes because she is far better than anyone the Jets have tried this year 

I was thinking the same thing but it’s not gonna happen

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19 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

I did really fuckin terrible in both picks and fantasy. 

Also fuck NE. They going to win division. Whoever faces them in December better knock them out of the championship cuz this is getting boring. Fuckin bitch Brady can eat shit. 

antonio brown owes us a complete meltdown that takes down their entire locker room and causes them turmoil. 

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4 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

antonio brown owes us a complete meltdown that takes down their entire locker room and causes them turmoil. 

I knew Oakland was beating Denver without a doubt

that NO game was nail biting af though 😮😬😮

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Yous don’t need AB but they need to investigate that shit. All of a suddenly he’s fine with his new helmet as long as it got the Pats logo on it. He can get fucked too 

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Picks for week 2 are up.

Scores are in.

Note on scoring:

The tie between the cards and lions was scored as plus one point per the rules.

Molarbear didn't have a pick for the Bengals and Seahawks game.

Star Panda had a jumbled line. There was no pick for the bengals v seahawks game and cowboys was on the same line. The intent was clear, so I awarded the point for the correct cowboys pick and nothing for the unpicked game.

 

 

 

 

 

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AB is going to bite New England in the ass eventually. It won't be soon, but it might well be during the playoffs.

 

 

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Aaaaand now he’s accused of rape and sexual assault. Good jerb NE 

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18 hours ago, Ginguy said:

AB is going to bite New England in the ass eventually. It won't be soon, but it might well be during the playoffs.

 

 

 

9 hours ago, panic said:

We are now at full-on "STOP THE RIDE, I WANT TO GET OFF!"

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6 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

Will this finally derail the New England dynasty? God, I hope so.

From your mouth to whomever is controlling this shit ears 😆

seriously though the story is fucked up. 

First he fondled her

Second he jerked off and jizzed on her back

Trainer’s like I’m out

He begs her to come back some time later 

He rapes her

NE will play him if he’s not placed on an exemption list. NE only cares about winning. 

NE is blindsided by this. Really?!? This surprises them?!?

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Criteria for being a NE Patriot:

Be a piece of shit and/or have history of being a piece of shit

Fin

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19 hours ago, Ginguy said:

AB is going to bite New England in the ass eventually. It won't be soon, but it might well be during the playoffs.

 

 

It was sooner than you thought 😮

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1 hour ago, panic said:

I forgot I placed a $20 waiver claim on AB before the article came out.

I put a claim to but no $ looks like you’re gonna get him 😬

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4 hours ago, panic said:

I forgot I placed a $20 waiver claim on AB before the article came out.

Can you rescind it?

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On 9/10/2019 at 11:41 AM, Ginguy said:

AB is going to bite New England in the ass eventually. It won't be soon, but it might well be during the playoffs.

 

 

 

20 hours ago, panic said:

 

10 hours ago, Seight said:

 

We are now at full-on "STOP THE RIDE, I WANT TO GET OFF!"

 

I'ma go buy a lottery ticket, back in a couple....

 

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I'm glad Antonio left the Steelers, let's keep it one rapist per team please NFL.

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I'd rather had gotten the Green Bay defense, but at least I was able to dump Jacksonville. Oh, and I also got Keenum as my backup now. (I know, I know. He's streaky.)

As for A.B., I wish he had stuck with singing. He was on the Masked Singer during its debut season. lol

Scope: LEL!

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8 hours ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

As for A.B., I wish he had stuck with singing. He was on the Masked Singer during its debut season. lol

 

I remember this because: A) I unironically LOVE The Masked Singer and B) That episode actually aired the exact same day things started falling apart for AB and the Steelers.

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He was also in Dancing With the Stars. He might’ve actually won. I dunno I thought I heard that. Don’t watch the show 

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that thursday night game was bad all around. when there are two teams i dont have much interest in, i just hope for a good game but this was anything but that. cam just plain sucked. i dont know what going on with him but this was his worst game ive seen.

 

winston wasnt even that great but he had zero interceptions and made some nice passes. i dont think he looked all that impressive but long as he's not turning the ball over then its a good day for him. 

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11 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

that thursday night game was bad all around. when there are two teams i dont have much interest in, i just hope for a good game but this was anything but that. cam just plain sucked. i dont know what going on with him but this was his worst game ive seen.

 

winston wasnt even that great but he had zero interceptions and made some nice passes. i dont think he looked all that impressive but long as he's not turning the ball over then its a good day for him. 

CBS Radio's Farrell on the Bench (hosted by the gravel-voiced Scott Farrell) said that he thought Cam looked horrible. That he was pretty much shot. (I'm not sure, but you never know.) That, and as a result, they looked very one-dimensional due to the fact they couldn't get the running game going, especially Christian McCaffrey. He was limited to just 53 total yards, which includes 37 rushing yards on 16 carries and 16 receiving yards on two catches (but he was targeted 6 times). That's clearly not good. I mean he clearly had a chance to win the game, but he got stuffed on a goal line stand. When the defense knows you're going to run it close to the end zone, that's when you need to call either a bubble screen or what I like to call a tight-end spread pass involving some play action. (I admit it doesn't always work, but if they're expecting run, you should be able to catch them off guard with some play action and throw a touchdown pass to an open wide out, tight end, or offensive back.)

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Antonio Brown not on exempt list because there was no criminal charges. 

Were there criminal charges against Ezekiel Elliott when he wasn’t allowed to play?

The NFL needed to exempt Brown until they at least did their own investigation. 

This is why the NFL should be boycotted. Not cuz of fuckin kneeling players BUT BECAUSE OF THIS!

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8 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

This is why the NFL should be boycotted. Not cuz of fuckin kneeling players BUT BECAUSE OF THIS!

Should be, but unfortunately it's never going to happen

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As far as the helmet goes, it’s like I said a few posts back, he’s using the same type as everyone else. 

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I'm kinda hoping that one of Miami's safeties spears AB tomorrow.

Nothing to lose, do the right thing.

 

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i hate having to go in on work for sundays but if its not that busy i will try to watch the games all day in the break room. im with yall, i wanna see the phins pull out another miami miracle on the pats asses and set them up a crazy self destruct sequence. 

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10 hours ago, Ginguy said:

I'm kinda hoping that one of Miami's safeties spears AB tomorrow.

Nothing to lose, do the right thing.

 

Head injuries are nothing to muse about.

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This is a spear....

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No head injury, just some time on the pine....

 

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Might not get an update done on Tuesday, I have quite a bit to get done. I'll try, but it might be Wednesday night before it is up.

 

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4 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

FUCK THE RAMS! THE REFS WON'T HELP YOU THIS WEEK BITCH! 

They just did help them 😬

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34 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I know. Fucking bullshit. Every fucking time. 

Fuckin painful being a Saints fan rn

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Just now, 1pooh4u said:

Fuckin painful being a Saints fan rn

Fucking right it is. I'll watch till the end tho. I'm not a fairweather pussy. 

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1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

Fucking right it is. I'll watch till the end tho. I'm not a fairweather pussy. 

I do the same. I’m already dead inside so....😬😆

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1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

I do the same. I’m already dead inside so....😬😆

This shit fucking sucks tho. I know it would be a different game if Drew wasn't hurt. 

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Bears won with a FG after 1 second on the clock and a timeout to help them. very close game since Denver had a last minute spurt to the end zone and a penalty to offset a missed FG to a 2 Pt conversion to take the lead with 30 seconds left.

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Great game Rams. Yall beat the fuck out of my Saints. That shit was hard to watch. Really hope for a rematch when Drew is better. Also fucking hell does Teddy Bridgwater need work. I think I'm gonna drink now. 

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