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I'm gonna kick my sister's ass.


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The last several times my sister has brought over dessert for "all of us," it's been something with walnuts or almonds in it. Any kind of nut besides peanut (which isn't a nut) will literally kill me, therefore I cannot indulge in the delicious confections that she bestows us. And every time, she's been like, "Sorry, next time I'll make sure it's something you can eat."

But does that happen? No. With each subsequent delivery, it's banana nut bread, or almond cookies, or pecan pie, or God damn fruit pizza with inexplicably HAS NUTS ON IT.

So we're beefin' right now. It's like Jay-Z and Nas over here. I'm gonna write a diss track about it. Suge Knight is gonna have one of us gunned down in the streets of L.A. It's gonna be wild.

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6 minutes ago, Cau said:

The only way to break this cycle is to take a bite

Honestly, if I had to pick a way to go, I think death by confection might be the best option.

Sure, I can't breathe, but if the last thing I taste as I drift into the great unknown is banana nut bread, I consider it an overall positive.

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