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If my dog suddenly learned how to talk...

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4 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Like, why?

Because she told me to.

I bet if Daisy could talk, she'd tell me to kill. She hates most people.

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1 minute ago, Skiles said:

Because she told me to.

I bet if Daisy could talk, she'd tell me to kill. She hates most people.

What if I told you to kill Daisy before she kills you?

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27 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

What if I told you to kill Daisy before she kills you?

Nah, I'd let her kill me if that's what she wanted.

I would both kill for, and die for, that dog.

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54 minutes ago, Skiles said:

And the first thing she said to me was "Go murder a person..."

I'd probably do it.

If my cat started speaking I think the first thing she’d say would be.... “fuck you”

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Just now, Still Me said:

If my cat started speaking I think the first thing she’d say would be.... “fuck you”

I feel like that applies to a lot of cats.

Grumpy little bastards.

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36 minutes ago, Skiles said:

I feel like that applies to a lot of cats.

Grumpy little bastards.

You can just see it in her piss face 

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Well .... it also could probably mean you're having a mental break or you let your dog get possessed by a demon xD

 

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20 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Well .... it also could probably mean you're having a mental break or you let your dog get possessed by a demon xD

 

If that's the case.... You're all fucked.

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1 hour ago, Vamped said:

Well .... it also could probably mean you're having a mental break or you let your dog get possessed by a demon xD

 

What do you mean let? If it's going to happen, it's going to happen.

I ain't fixin' to rassle no demon.

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53 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

If that's the case.... You're all fucked.

I'm pretty sure this whole thread was based on a subconscious memory of David Berkowitz, now that I'm thinking about it.

I do too much reading about true crime shit. <.<

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22 minutes ago, Skiles said:

I'm pretty sure this whole thread was based on a subconscious memory of David Berkowitz, now that I'm thinking about it.

I do too much reading about true crime shit. <.<

Talking dog say not to worry.  Just listen....

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