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Just learned my mom runs 8 miles every morning.

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My mom started running when I was 7. I wonder when she's coming back.

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Heh.  I exercised

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Sexually

youz moms

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I'm sorry to hear that, man. It must suck to have to know your mom is going to collapse and die of a heart attack on a random trail somewhere. :RoboSad:

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No, actually that sounds like the kind of death she would think is awesome.

Hopefully they never find her and make us pay to bury her, and she can just decompose into the earth. 

Yeah, she'd dig that.

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My mom participates in triathlons and marathons, does cross fit, is part of a roller derby team (I helped her choose the derby name "Smother Teresa").

She's miles above everybody else in the family at 52.

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