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think about it...ya get up...gotta go to work...don’t feel like wearing a bra? Go titty-less or...slap on an A or a B cup and you’re off...then you come home...gonna go out for the night...brace your spine for some double Ds...pump up the volume...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then again I misplace shit...and I would lose the matching pair and have to go all fuckin loppy titty...with like a A cup and a C cup....like the fuckin Quasimodo of breast

 

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22 minutes ago, Still Me said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

t.like the fuckin Quasimodo of breast

 

you could change your name to biggie smallz

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1 hour ago, molarbear said:

you could change your name to biggie smallz

I don’t know if that’s in poor taste or I should learn how to rap 

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1 hour ago, NeurocideVibekillah said:

I could see someone wearing one of your tiddies like a hat if that were the case. xD

Tits are hats

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I know a breast cancer survivor who does sport removable boobs

I don't now how, and have never asked how they work or anything, that would be disrespectful and its none of my buisness

all i know is she showed me once and was like here look *slip* -flat chested - boom, and i was like oh shit 

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I already dont wear make up and barely brush my hair to go to work, I'd just never have boobs if I had to remember to put them on. 

 

50/50 chance I'd wear them on the weekends

 

 

more likely I'd just have a pair for special occasions ... like my current bra situation

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1 minute ago, Vamped said:

I already dont wear make up and barely brush my hair to go to work, I'd just never have boobs if I had to remember to put them on. 

 

50/50 chance I'd wear them on the weekends

 

 

more likely I'd just have a pair for special occasions ... like my current bra situation

If you don't want them, I know a guy who does.....Let me pretend to call him

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1 minute ago, Perfect Cell said:

If you don't want them, I know a guy who does.....Let me pretend to call him

my tits or my bras? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

..... or both?

 

 

My bras are like new .... my tits though .... they've got some mileage 

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3 minutes ago, Vamped said:

my tits or my bras? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

..... or both?

 

 

My bras are like new .... my tits though .... they've got some mileage 

He didn't answer....Just sent a text saying "wow, what am I doing with my life"

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Same with nuts. How many times have I crossed my legs and pinched old boys. Or going into a fight, just detach the ol' sack. 

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6 hours ago, Perfect Cell said:

Women would be obsolete

Oh? Fuck a pocket pussy and tell me women would be obsolete 

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5 hours ago, midnight said:

Same with nuts. How many times have I crossed my legs and pinched old boys. Or going into a fight, just detach the ol' sack. 

Man....I should buy some truck nuts and turn them into a medieval flail 

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5 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Man....I should buy some truck nuts and turn them into a medieval flail 

You do that, and I'll make a titty flail. But to get the full affect of the swing, they'd need to be big ol' floppy titties. 

DD concussion. 

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1 minute ago, Still Me said:

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She needs a priest to exorcise those demons living in her chest. 

Image result for quaid start the reactor

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8 minutes ago, Perfect Cell said:

You don't know my life.

I know that pocket pussy ain’t gonna cut it....lyfe or no lyfe

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Yes! Now I can finally win all the limbo tournaments without having to use my secret technique! 

 

 

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I'd end up putting them in the same bag as one of my wigs and forget them in there.

Then, a year later, I'd pull down the bag, wonder why it's heavier than usual and pull out a pair of sasquatch tits that had fused with the hair. :D

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I wish I could take off my head. 

And others could too.

So many possibilities… 

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On 3/19/2019 at 9:05 AM, Vamped said:

I already dont wear make up and barely brush my hair to go to work, I'd just never have boobs if I had to remember to put them on. 

 

50/50 chance I'd wear them on the weekends

 

 

more likely I'd just have a pair for special occasions ... like my current bra situation

This. Id barely wear my tits or only wear them when i see fuckbuddies

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1 minute ago, stilgar said:

What if you just had someone hold them up for you forever?

I could work with this. Needs to be on a voluntary basis though. Aka, for free. 

 

Maybe I should look into being a dominiatrix. 

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10 hours ago, sahockeygrl15 said:

I just want mine detached forever. I hate having big breasts.

What if you only attach them during sex? Would that be acceptable?

If any woman could do this with any variety of shape / size of breasts they wanted to at any time they wanted to, omg, the possibilities...

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19 hours ago, sahockeygrl15 said:

I could work with this. Needs to be on a voluntary basis though. Aka, for free. 

 

Maybe I should look into being a dominiatrix. 

I_am_Jacks_STD Breast Caddies LLC. 

Let them carry your load. 

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3 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

I_am_Jacks_STD Breast Caddies LLC. 

Let them carry your load. 

Jack I need a job. I'll take an unpaid internship. 

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3 hours ago, scoobdog said:

@GuyBeardmane is a one man operation.  Keeps the overhead low and the clientele happy.

Now now, I have my hands full at times.  I will take new employees as long as they pass a background check and can stand and lift 25 pounds without assistance.

Gotta expand sometime.

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So, at what age are you allowed to buy your first boobs? Do they come as seeds that you have to grow yourself, to the size you want? Can you replant them if you want them to grow a little more?

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Friends, enemies, other board members, lend me your boobs.

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20 minutes ago, Cau said:

Friends, enemies, other board members, lend me your boobs.

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i never understood Diana's design in SMT, but then again i don't remember ever using her anyway

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20 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

Now now, I have my hands full at times.  I will take new employees as long as they pass a background check and can stand and lift 25 pounds without assistance.

Gotta expand sometime.

And smell nice.  Some of these fuckers here have the stank, man.

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My boobs are detachable.

Can confirm: VERY liberating.

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On 8/15/2019 at 6:18 PM, GuyBeardmane said:

Now now, I have my hands full at times.  I will take new employees as long as they pass a background check and can stand and lift 25 pounds without assistance.

Gotta expand sometime.

25 pound boobies.... 😍

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