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I might be a father after yesterday..

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1 minute ago, DoubleDoink said:

She got a dental dam

 

but i dont trust em

I never trust anything. Lol unless you get snipped pull out. Or beat off. 

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32 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

The fuck you ain't pulling out for? 

Because it's basically useless.

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2 minutes ago, Greeny said:

That's why I only fuck dudes.

I'm not gay though. I swear.

 

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7 minutes ago, mthor said:

Because it's basically useless.

Not if you know when to do it. But honestly abstinence is the best way to go. Beat that skin. 

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I don't know how often you get laid, but if these numbers are even 50% correct.... You got kids man.

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48 minutes ago, DoubleDoink said:

She got a dental dam

 

 

Um.....

Know what.....nothing

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54 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I never trust anything. Lol unless you get snipped pull out. Or beat off. 

God damn i love being in a relationship with someone who's had their tubes tied. 

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1 hour ago, DoubleDoink said:

She got a dental dam

 

but i dont trust em

Me neither, it's way too easy for semen to get through those things. What I do is put a rubber band on my balls, haven't even had a scare yet.

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1 minute ago, Vamped said:

Wear a condom every single time unless you want kids. 

Nah man, you just have the girl do jumping jacks right after and you're good.

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I went on a first date with a girl yesterday and banged her without a condom and without knowing she was on birth control. I pulled out and splooged but immediately had the sneaking suspicion of life with a child with a girl who, although hot, was kinda crazy. But then she slipped off into the bathroom and showed me her birth control and gave me a wink and I felt that cooling sensation of relief wash over me and I could just enjoy the fact that I got laid. Happy Valentine's, my friends

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31 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said:

God damn i love being in a relationship with someone who's had their tubes tied. 

You fuckin Betty White?

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6 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Nah man, you just have the girl do jumping jacks right after and you're good.

100% I wont get a girl pregnant with or without jumping jacks 

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3 hours ago, cyberbully said:

Um.....

Know what.....nothing

No i want to know

Whats a dental dam got to do with oozing in her guts?

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10 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

No i want to know

Whats a dental dam got to do with oozing in her guts?

You ever see those awful hentai comics where the dude cums so hard that it shoots out her mouth like a sperm rocket.

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3 minutes ago, Rogue Alphonse said:

I came so hard in my trans gf that she might be pregnant now

I feel like out of all the people commenting here, Sasha would probably make the better parent

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3 hours ago, Clu said:

I don't know how often you get laid, but if these numbers are even 50% correct.... You got kids man.

Did you actually crunch the numbers.. I think he may be joking though man..

He is "that one guy"

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Just now, Rogue Alphonse said:

Definitely a top contender. Too bad uhhhhhhh

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Yeah my gf and I hate kids too. When my parents ask it's always an awkward "WELL YOULL CHANGE YOUR MIND" my bank account says otherwise

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6 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

I feel like out of all the people commenting here, Sasha would probably make the better parent

Surprisingly I'm legitimately pretty awesome with kids. 

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2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

Yeah my gf and I hate kids too. When my parents ask it's always an awkward "WELL YOULL CHANGE YOUR MIND" my bank account says otherwise

My mom told me she is fine not having grandkids, my dad (and stepmom oddly) was bummed a little but he then rethinks the fact that his step daughter has two spawn that live at his house and have been the past 6 years so it all works out.

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1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Surprisingly I'm legitimately pretty awesome with kids. 

Are yall already trying? 

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Just now, Rogue Alphonse said:

My mom told me she is fine not having grandkids, my dad (and stepmom oddly) was bummed a little but he then rethinks the fact that his step daughter has two spawn that live at his house and have been the past 6 years so it all works out.

adoption is always an option. 

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Just now, Rogue Alphonse said:

My mom told me she is fine not having grandkids, my dad (and stepmom oddly) was bummed a little but he then rethinks the fact that his step daughter has two spawn that live at his house and have been the past 6 years so it all works out.

Both my parents expect grandkids. My sibling doesn't want any and neither do I sooooooo

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Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

No. Thankfully she saw the light in having time with just the two of us.

True true

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My sister just had a baby, and that's close enough to being a father for me. 

I'm ready to be that one uncle that reminds you of Kramer from Seinfield. 

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2 minutes ago, Rogue Alphonse said:

My half-sister (mom's side) probably won't have any either but like I said... my mom is totally fine about that. xD

at least yours are. one of these days mine will give up

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2 minutes ago, Rogue Alphonse said:

Did you misread my post? I DO NOT want kids

No don't worry I know how to read. Just saying if they give you shit tell them to a adopt a grandkid.. 

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So the dental dam question goes unanswered. I genuinely think viper thinks if his cum is swallowed the girl gets pregnant. 

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35 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

Yeah my gf and I hate kids too. When my parents ask it's always an awkward "WELL YOULL CHANGE YOUR MIND" my bank account says otherwise

I don't hate kids but I'm never having any of my own. I hate the idea of having to be on the ball every second of the day. 

I got step kids that are older so that's not too much workand i got the nieces and nephews of my SO and that pretty much covers it for me. Get the nice parts without the crushing responsibility. 

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1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said:

Yeah my gf and I hate kids too. When my parents ask it's always an awkward "WELL YOULL CHANGE YOUR MIND" my bank account says otherwise

If I ever have a child it will be through adoption. Also my mother seems to think that I will definitely have a daughter and that she will love all the clothes her grandmother gives her. I wont let any child of mine be dressed by my mother. I swear she thinks Muppets and potato sacks are high fashion icons. Got my little sister looking like Vigo the Carpathian. 

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6 hours ago, Naraku4656 said:

You ever see those awful hentai comics where the dude cums so hard that it shoots out her mouth like a sperm rocket.

I saw that in a futanari once

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5 hours ago, GunStarHero said:

If I ever have a child it will be through adoption. Also my mother seems to think that I will definitely have a daughter and that she will love all the clothes her grandmother gives her. I wont let any child of mine be dressed by my mother. I swear she thinks Muppets and potato sacks are high fashion icons. Got my little sister looking like Vigo the Carpathian. 

 

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