midnight Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted February 6, 2019 Author Share Posted February 6, 2019 Complete with homemade fries and fried pickles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 This doesn't look appetizing. It's also unappealing aesthetically due to the amount of space left on the plate. Overall, I won't be recommending this one to our readers or your stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted February 6, 2019 Author Share Posted February 6, 2019 12 minutes ago, Opium said: This doesn't look appetizing. It's also unappealing aesthetically due to the amount of space left on the plate. Overall, I won't be recommending this one to our readers or your stomach. Good thing I didn't make it for you. Your taste in food is underwhelming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 44 minutes ago, midnight said: Good thing I didn't make it for you. Your taste in food is underwhelming. It is a very good thing that you didn't. I like to maintain my food palate for things that aren't poison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted February 6, 2019 Author Share Posted February 6, 2019 Your responses are more underwhelming than your palate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Your responses are as boring as your plates and your shit ass burger and dry ass lookin fries and tumor ridden pickles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted February 6, 2019 Author Share Posted February 6, 2019 That was kinda weak, bro. You can't use ass twice in the same sentence. It takes away from the burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 (edited) Nah shithead it's poetry. Your pickles look like kidney stones and if you reply to this with another letter I'll shove that burger right up your goofy ass -- make you eat out of your real mouth Edited February 6, 2019 by Opium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted February 6, 2019 Author Share Posted February 6, 2019 Bro, you have a thing for asses, I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 There's nothing wrong with asses, dude. A nice ass is more scrumptious than any shit you'd cobble together with your Walmart ingredients. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted February 6, 2019 Author Share Posted February 6, 2019 Sounds like you want a double quarter pounder between your buns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 You would offer a double quarter pounder instead of a big mac 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted February 6, 2019 Author Share Posted February 6, 2019 How about a Whopper? You can probably only handle a Junior Whopper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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