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someone explain star wars

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specifically the wild discrepancies in powers and abilities between force users. 

i hated the prequels, but look at the fight sequences. the first looks like a duel between two dudes with control over a mystical force that grants them metaphysical abilities. 

the second looks like two turds who barely got through day one of fencing class. 

 

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ppl are tryna fight against an evil dude in a black penis costume. 

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On 1/8/2019 at 1:38 AM, stilgar said:

The prequel fights are bland and over choreographed.

i agree, but can we get some kind of balance between the two extremes?

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On 2/3/2019 at 3:22 PM, MasqueradeOverture said:

You want pathetic?

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This is pathetic.

That looks like regular fencing + pretending to hold a 70's special effects laser sword. The fights in the new movies look bland probably because a lot of the old choreographers who specialized in this have died off/retired. The directors getting these jobs also don't have an eye for what makes an epic fight which is why I was rolling my eyes during that Last Jedi scene at the theater. 

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Watch the Original Trilogy, read Zahn's novels, and forget everything else. It's the only way it'll make sense.

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On 1/7/2019 at 9:37 PM, nameraka said:

someone explain star wars

 

the Wizard of Oz for Straight boys

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