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28 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said:

I think I’m really looking my age in this photo.  I have wrinkles under my eyes, sallow skin, grey hairs popping up.  I look tired.  I hate my glasses which are bifocals and I can’t see any better plus the frames are just ugly.  I have turkey neck. Ugh.  Hideous.

Jesus.  You're like a year older than me:  GTFO with that "I'm looking my age" shit.

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1 hour ago, Zenigundam said:

She can't do this to me... Our match percentage was flawless. *evil laughter*

 

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You look like a creepy pedo 

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6 hours ago, helpme said:

You look like a creepy pedo 

How so? I'm young and was all set for senior prom until this sad turn of events. 😴

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23 hours ago, zombieninjakitten said:

I think I’m really looking my age in this photo.  I have wrinkles under my eyes, sallow skin, grey hairs popping up.  I look tired.  I hate my glasses which are bifocals and I can’t see any better plus the frames are just ugly.  I have turkey neck. Ugh.  Hideous.

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Oh my word the hating on yourself.  Stawp it.

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On 6/13/2019 at 6:54 AM, Zenigundam said:

She can't do this to me... Our match percentage was flawless. *evil laughter*

 

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starting to get wrinkles zeni.. u gotta get more sleep 

also, i think the booze is starting to show in yo face

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On 5/31/2019 at 2:49 AM, Death_is_coming said:

Trying on my sailor moon bathing suit.

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On 6/16/2019 at 3:18 AM, That_One_Guy said:

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Its 4am and I'm dressed like this doing a weird ass movie

Dude, I'm finally going to ask....WTF are you....LIke some kinda Latino....Or Greek or something.....Like when you showed your fam in the kitchen making baby jokes, they all just looked white....But you.....You are not the same.

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4 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

Dude, I'm finally going to ask....WTF are you....LIke some kinda Latino....Or Greek or something.....Like when you showed you fam in the kitchen making baby jokes, they all just looked white....But you.....You are not the same.

Bro I honestly don't know. To this day I know very little about my father's ethnicity

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22 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Bro I honestly don't know. To this day I know very little about my father's ethnicity

I'll leave it at that then

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2 hours ago, cyberbully said:

Like when you showed your fam in the kitchen making baby jokes, they all just looked white....But you.....You are not the same.

Finish him!

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6 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

Bro I honestly don't know. To this day I know very little about my father's ethnicity

You look like Xerxes from 300 before he became the God King. You could be Persian.

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4 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Finish him!

I'm still so confused...What is y'alls problem with this dude.

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Just now, cyberbully said:

I'm still so confused...What is y'alls problem with this dude.

I don't have a problem.  I'm just commenting on the brutal subtext of your otherwise innocently intended question.

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7 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

Bro I honestly don't know. To this day I know very little about my father's ethnicity

First impression - Persian on the far side, Greek much closer to current time. Eyebrows, eyes and nose all make me think that. 

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1 hour ago, CutieQuesadilla said:

You look like Xerxes from 300 before he became the God King. You could be Persian.

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I get that alot. My first name is Greek but that's just because my mom thought it sounded cool lol

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53 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

First impression - Persian on the far side, Greek much closer to current time. Eyebrows, eyes and nose all make me think that. 

Who needs 23 and me when you've got UEMB lol

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16 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Who needs 23 and me when you've got UEMB lol

23 and Me charges you.

We can insult anyone's potential lineage for FREE!

If I posted my legs right now, I'd get results of 'Albino Sasquatch' from the fine geneticist of the UEMB. :D 

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1 minute ago, katt_goddess said:

23 and Me charges you.

We can insult anyone's potential lineage for FREE!

If I posted my legs right now, I'd get results of 'Albino Sasquatch' from the fine geneticist of the UEMB. :D 

I'm almost positive someone on here wants to see that lol

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22 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

Bro I honestly don't know. To this day I know very little about my father's ethnicity

I know very little about my father's ethnicity too. And he's still alive. And I've lived with him my whole life, and still do to this day.

"Hey dad, what's our ethnicity?"

"I don't know, a little bit of everything."

"Like what?"

"I don't know. Everything."

"Gee, thanks dad." :|

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1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I know very little about my father's ethnicity too. And he's still alive. And I've lived with him my whole life, and still do to this day.

"Hey dad, what's our ethnicity?"

"I don't know, a little bit of everything."

"Like what?"

"I don't know. Everything."

"Gee, thanks dad." :|

He could honestly not know, or he knows but refuses to say.  My Maternal G-Grandfather was apparently a horrible husband & father & my Grandfather refused to ever talk about him.  He & some of his siblings took their step-father's last name.

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1 hour ago, Cancer said:

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The look you get when you think how one day, Bryce Harper could get traded to the Red Sox.

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On 6/13/2019 at 6:54 AM, Zenigundam said:

She can't do this to me... Our match percentage was flawless. *evil laughter*

 

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Those dollar store headphones yo. 

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5 minutes ago, midnight said:

The look you get when you think how one day, Bryce Harper could get traded to the Red Sox.

We didn't want him

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19 minutes ago, Cancer said:

We didn't want him

I don't blame you. He spends most of his time getting ejected.

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On 6/8/2019 at 6:53 AM, GuyBeardmane said:

I am more floof than man.

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My best impression of an opossum.

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17 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

I’m a hot mess 

 

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My medial orbitofrontal cortex would agree.

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On 6/18/2019 at 6:10 PM, CutieQuesadilla said:

You look like Xerxes from 300 before he became the God King. You could be Persian.

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1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Man, you (or your wife) just can't decide whether or not you want to keep the beard, can you?

Dafuq u mean? Its glorious 

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24 minutes ago, Cancer said:

Dafuq u mean? Its glorious 

I could've sworn you recently posted a recent pic of you clean-shaven hanging out with then-fiance.

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23 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I could've sworn you recently posted a recent pic of you clean-shaven hanging out with then-fiance.

No fucking way

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22 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I could've sworn you recently posted a recent pic of you clean-shaven hanging out with then-fiance.

lmao.....I thought you were just shy....You might be retarded.

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1 minute ago, TheCrimsonFucker said:

lmao.....I thought you were just shy....You might be retarded.

I had to think about what he was saying... then I thought about the grainy ass picture of a picture I took and I was like, "ah nahh, wut?"

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3 minutes ago, Cancer said:

I had to think about what he was saying... then I thought about the grainy ass picture of a picture I took and I was like, "ah nahh, wut?"

I mean that pic was obviously vintage af....I have no idea how he connected those dots

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Just now, TheCrimsonFucker said:

I mean that pic was obviously vintage af....I have no idea how he connected those dots

Or how he thought I was able to grow that shit again so fast?

Took me a year for that.

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