Jump to content
UnevenEdge
mthor

Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen

Recommended Posts

51 minutes ago, mthor said:

It's no fun anymore.

Screenshot_20220731-173830.png

<.< >.>

Post in all the Clubs you have access to. Certain people will never see it coming not be able to compete. 

* * * 

Go away heat and humidity. You are slowing the ever loving crap out of the dry and set time on my projects. I could have had the counters cleared by now and the shoe project staged for completion. Jerk humidity. >:( 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

*have the 2nd and 3rd fastest cars in qualifying*

*somehow finish 4th and 6th*

Look, I'm not even a Ferrari fan but it seriously cannot be this fucking HARD to plan a pit strategy.

  • Like 1
  • Thanks 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
6 hours ago, mthor said:

It's no fun anymore.

Screenshot_20220731-173830.png

Good!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Good!

Hey, I'm old - I need something to aspire to on my not-bingo nights.

  • Haha 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I had a job today that was two notices to flood insurance companies that their policyholder's mortgages are changing companies, and I swear to you, one was two sheets of paper. The other one was 834 sheets of paper.

  • Like 1
  • Confused 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

A rough estimate of Yoda Bird right now has him at roughly 12 years old. The average life expectancy for a parakeet is 7-10 years. He was conceived in my frickin' living room and hatched in a bowl with three other siblings. I kept him because he had splayed leg syndrome and I didn't want anyone to think he was disposable because of the deformity. He's currently so old he can't really fly anymore and tends to become a fascinating toy for Bitchcakes to ponder whenever he forgets he can't really fly anymore. His deformity makes it hard for him to walk and perch too so he sleeps on a special platform perch so he can be up high and feel secure.

I'm now having to figure out how to outfit the large cage for a non-flying 'keet to safely navigate without cramping his flying boyfriend so that everyone gets fed and exercised while I'm out of town without my friend having to try to grab him and put him in the seed tray physically. -.-; No one seems to carry plain metal ladders which are the easiest for him to pull himself up to wherever he wants to go. :(

There's going to be a lot of treats on the bottom of the cage and two very fat birds. 

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Went and grabbed a plastic bag to clean the litter box.

Sit down on the floor, open the bag, and grab the scoop.

See giant spider just hanging out inside the damn bag.

I need a new rubber litter catcher mat. This one has a spatula-sized crater in it now.

  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 8/7/2022 at 5:04 PM, katt_goddess said:

Went and grabbed a plastic bag to clean the litter box.

Sit down on the floor, open the bag, and grab the scoop.

See giant spider just hanging out inside the damn bag.

I need a new rubber litter catcher mat. This one has a spatula-sized crater in it now.

So...Por the pissypoo sand on him and call it a day.  He has been given courtesy enough.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
19 hours ago, cyberbully said:

So...Por the pissypoo sand on him and call it a day.  He has been given courtesy enough.

Nope. I beat the living shit out of the bag with the shit spatula and then poured kitty dirt into it.

And then put the bag in the kitchen trash bag.

And then took the kitchen trash bag to the dumpster where I whipped it in there from a distance because that's full of bees. 

Also, I took out the luggage to get things ready and to give Bitchcakes time to accept a future weekend disappearance. She proceeded to find a big ass spider-bug somewhere, brought it over to the suitcase and ate it over the handle so bits of slime bug got all over it. While watching me. I'm surrounded by horrors. 

  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Right side of the picture-in-picture during AEW Dynamite: Brody King's entire blood leaving his forehead [citation needed]

Left side of the picture-in-picture: A commercial for something on HGTV called *checks notes* Renovation Island

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


×
×
  • Create New...