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The rules of kissing in public

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How does anybody know when it's "right" to kiss on the bus? It's such a gray area that I don't even see how authority figures can get involved to enforce punishment for a simple gesture of sexy love and affection. Kisses don't kill people, egos kill people.

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Speaking of killing people, don't kiss within view of any lone wolf incel males brooding in their cars or a big news story might happen

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8 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

How does anybody know when it's "right" to kiss on the bus? It's such a gray area that I don't even see how authority figures can get involved to enforce punishment for a simple gesture of sexy love and affection. Kisses don't kill people, egos kill people.

Also, make sure you show her your penis. Then mark your territory by pissing on her shoes. Real alpha male shit right there. Show them all what's up.

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1 hour ago, Ginguy said:

You want more than traffic charges on your record Zeni?

Why would this go on my record? Because I'm madly in love with my bus girlfriend? Are the jealous authorities this beta? ?

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6 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

Why would this go on my record? Because I'm madly in love with my bus girlfriend? Are the jealous authorities this beta? ?

@Ginguy knows an awful lot about being a beta.

It must come from experience. 

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Do it when there are lots of big, strong looking men around and looking at you. That way they can physically stop you from leaving until the police arrive or just take care of you themselves after you assault a woman see just how alpha you are.

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The way I see it, if you're going to kiss in public, you at the very least owe the public a show.  If I don't see someone sliding into third, I get pissed.

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