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18 hours ago, PokeNirvash said:

2:30 - Naruto Shippuden #393 - A True Ending - TV-PGV

It's funny because doesn't this kick off an extended filler arc that's gonna sned TG into a depression spiral?

Ass Class- It's fine you don't have any boobs anyway. Oh lord he gave her bigger tits. Ohhh this is gonna hurt me. Please don't kill your squid dad. Aaaand I'm already crying. Did anyone expect Nagisa wouldn't be the one to do it? Bitch-sensei doesn't need the money she's already got the best reward she could ask for, dick from a hot dude who will treat her right. Stop dragging it out you're just making me suffer more. I have no memory of 2/3 of these kids. I didn't think there were that many kids in this class, jesus christ. That roll call sure seemed excessive and like an excuse to pad out the episode. Aaaaand I'm crying again. Bruh how do you expect him to not feel anguish at this? "I thanked him with my knife" is such a raw fucking line. Ohhhh this hurts me. Everyone needs a hug and I'm 100% including myself on that. THIS IS PAIN. You're gonna be reading that yearbook for the next five years.

Lupin- Are we back to the main plot now? Oh hey Lupin's old friend. Sea captain Jigen is kinda cracking me up. Someone give this little girl a hug. Aw crap what is up with this kid. Meanwhile, Holmes endagering some other random child he doesn't care about. Gottem. Watson looked like a real nerd. And now for drunk cops. Pops' new boyfriend is cute. Hey Lupin. Who the hell is this? Pops quit sticking your head out in the open. Oh this is the old ugly version of one of my hot pretty boy boyfriends. Oh hey are we finally getting an explanation on what happened to Watson? I'm guessing it didn't go well for this random schmuck he's talking about. Okay that kinda seems like it's on Watson for bringing a toddler along with him. Sherlock is a good dude. So then, he stopped on the way to the hospital with his sick kid to run down this shady guy because that's not much smarter. This is so Raven. If they bring Moriarty into this as an actual character expect me to constantly bring up the pretty boy Moriarty anime and Great Mouse Detective. Oh hey Sherlock. So then it's all Sherlock's fault. Team up! Uh whatcha talkin about Jigen? Play the pretty boy Sherlock show next, Toonami.

One Piece- Okay 50,000 to 10 is a much better number. Fuck you, evil Zoidberg. Oh hell yeah time for Bandana Zoro. I love Brook so goddamn much. I like it when Sanji gets to act cool. Please snap my neck next, Robin. :D Brook what the hell are you doing. Don't fuck with Chopper. I like seeing all the crew getting to show off. Show us the weapons! Oh fuck you Hordy. Uncle Fish is here to save the day. Don't fuck with Uncle Fish. Oh hey Zoro. Oh hey Mihawk. Back in the timeskip days wheen Zoro had both eyes and fought sword monkeys. Swordnado! God Zoro's so cool. Why are those sea urchin guys so funny to me. GODDAMN THIS DID NOT AGE WELL. Oh cool he can air walk now.

Show us the new weapons! Oh you two don't fight, just grab a ruler and decide who's bigger already. Hordy, still the fucking worst. Show Chopper the weapons he's so excited. PLAY FREEBIRD. :D Brook what the fuck. Brook's powers are so fucking weird and I love him for it. Oh the giant legs are definitely someone's fetish. Meanwhile, FRANKY TIME. Franky get out there and help your wife. Sweet bike. Aww he's trying to show off for her. :D I love that funny little honk sound the turtle tank makes. You had them at free food and booze. Joke's on you the kraken's our friend now. He's a nice kraken don't threaten him. Dude he's made of rubber stomping on him's not gonna work. Awwwwww kraken friend. This is adorable.

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Ass Class- I'm not emotionally strong enough for this. Karasuma is a good dude. They're all good kids, even the one who looks 40. Can someone nail that principal in the dick with a 2x4 please. He has a dad? Don't do it bro that bitch is crazy. Awww even these assholes got to do something nice. Aaaaand I'm crying. I'm glad the principal suffered. Alright kids new lesson, let's get drunk. Oh god what did they buy together it's gonna break my heaert. Fuck you, moon! I don't know enough about moons to know if that's legit. Dude don't send your wife. Good lord woman. Tiiiiiiiimeskip. Awwww he called them their kids. .I still don't recognize 2/3 of these kids. Awwwwww they bought the mountain for him. Are Karma and Nagisa just fucking somewhere offscreen during all this? I'm proud of these kids. The old-looking guy looks exactly the same. I still hate that vocaloid. Karma is now president. Oh shit is she knocked up. At least he got to cut his hair. And then Nagisa killed a student.

Lupin- RIP gun. Hat with the save. Aww that one boy likes her. Well this is adorable. Aw hell, what now. I am disappointed this is not really a butch woman with huge tits. That is the worst alias. Lupin being a top-tier wingman to this random kid. Ohhh this is going to go badly. Aw hell the theacher's in on it too. Meanwhile, Jigen being the best babysitter. Congratulations, Jigen is your father now. "You can trust me" says the guy who just shot two dudes in front of you. His license is written on his gun. CHEESE IT. Jigen's so fucking cool. You don't understand he loves that gun like a wife. PLOT TWIST. I love this kid. Jigen/Gun is my OTP. Oh hey the teacher's not evil after all. Oh thank god, the gun's gonna be okay. Goddammit Jigen you were too cool now he's gonna grow up to be an assassin.

One Piece- That HONK sound is never not hilarious to me. Time for Zoro to fight another swordsman and take his booze. :D Chopper is having so much fun in that little tank. We just got that tank, Franky's gonna kill you if you break it! :D They're all so goddamn stupid I love them. Oh my god what does it do next. THIS IS AWESOME. Nami, somehow, is unimpressed. WE STAN A LEGEND. :D Oh my god Franky. Meanwhile, Nami defeating people with the power of meteorology. Oh my god look at Usopp he's all grown up and fighting on his own. Oh shit look at Chopper go. LEAVE THAT KRAKEN ALONE HE'S A GOOD BOY. Well now Luffy's gonna beat your ass twice as hard for upsetting his new kraken friend. I miss your hot dead brother, Luffy. Eat shit, fish boys. Oh right, that lunatic sent a fucking ark after her.

Just in case you forgot Decken is the fucking woooorst. .Gee this "intended day" thing doesn't sound ominous or important at all. Don't do drugs, kids. Let Surume join the crew. GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT. Uh hey y'all there's a giant fuckin' boat floating over to jkill everyone. :D I love Robin. Oh hey it's the big guy. THE WOOOOOOOOORST. "Incel fish dude" isn't a character I would have expected pre-timeskip but yet here we are. Oh hey, she grew a spine. Shirahoshi is a good kid. AGAIN, THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST. I'm okay with Hordy killing Decken, I don't mind if they take a break to do that.

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Apologies for the delay. Yesterday was very distracting.

12:00 - Primal #5 - Rage of the Ape-Men - TV-MAV
12:30 - Assassination Classroom #47 - Future Time - TV-14L
1:00 - Lupin the 3rd: Part 6 #8 - Last Bullet - TV-14V
1:30 - One Piece #557 - Iron Pirate! Here Comes General Franky! - TV-PG
2:00 - One Piece #558 - The Noah Closing In! The Fish-Man Island Facing Destruction! - TV-PGL

2:30 - Naruto Shippuden #394 - The New Chunin Exams - TV-PG
3:00 - Shenmue the Animation #6 - Dignified - TV-14L
3:30 - Attack on Titan: The Final Season #21 - From You, 2,000 Years Ago - TV-MAV

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And now [adult swim]'s online schedule is the one causing delays. They must be having just as distracting a week as I was last Saturday.

12:00 - Primal #6 - Scent of Prey - TV-14V
12:30 - Lupin the 3rd: Part 6 #9 - The Jet-Black Diamond - TV-14
1:00 - One Piece #559 - Hurry Up, Luffy! Shirahoshi's Life in Jeopardy! - TV-14LV
1:30 - One Piece #560 - The Fierce Fight Begins! Luffy vs. Hordy! - TV-PG

2:00 - Naruto Shippuden #395 - The Chunin Exams Begin! - TV-PG
2:30 - Naruto Shippuden #396 - The Three Questions - TV-PG

3:00 - Shenmue the Animation #7 - Future - TV-14L
3:30 - Attack on Titan: The Final Season #22 - Thaw - TV-MA

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At this point I kinda just shrug and show up ready to be surprised.

Lupin- Oh great, ominously glowing Jesus statue can only bode well. Is Lupin dressed up as that old lady in the wheelchair. YO HO HO HE TOOK A BITE OF GEM GEMS. Everything is shiny and I want it. Hiii Fujiko. This old man is totes not Lupin. Hi pops! Wait, granny's doll! Aww, he brought back her doll. This is totally not a devious plot, not at all. Hiiiiiiiiii Fujiko! I understand completely I'd also fork over a priceless diamond to nail Fujiko. That's a super cute dress. Granny's copping a feel there. :D I'm not gonna question why Goemon was riding a giant squid I'm just gonna accept the little things that make me happy. Hiiiii Fujiko's tits! Okay what is granny's deal. I don't trust granny. Goddamn I'm gay. Oh this flashback is gonna get depressing. Oh he was a sexy pirate I get it. Lupin is now a better pirate anime than Fena. The treasure is rare nuts. I take back what I said, I'm rooting for granny now. Goddammit pops not now! NO MY DIAMOND. I would be so pissed.

One Piece- Clearly tonight's theme is pirates. Decken, still the fucking worst. Shirahoshi is a good kid. YEET. Awww, they're all trying to help her. Hordy sucks. Bubble Luffy, go! Whelp so much for Bubble Luffy. That's it, show's over. Oh hey, her brother. Can someone please punch Decken's entire spine out now? I dunno man maybe she doesn't like you because you're creepy and gross? Oh good, her other brothers are here too. WHAAAALE. Fuck those random fish in particular. Don't show me sad flashbacks now. Remember kids, drugs are bad. Look we could just let Hordy murder Decken and solve one of our problems for us. Thanks, Hordy!

I hope this episode is just 20 straight minutes of watching Decken painfully bleed out. Oh fuck you Hordy we can't have anything nice. I like watching Decken suffer. Well boys you failed to help your sister but the important thing is you tried, I guess. Nooo not the whale! Oh hey Luffy. Meanwhile, shenanigans. No don't give sea Hagrid drugs! You suck, evil Zoidberg! Nooo not the kraken! It's fine, Uncle Fish is here. Whelp you hit Nami now you have to die. Now Zoro gets to do things! Zoro isn't drunk enough for this. Aw hell the drunk octopus went into druggy berserk mode. He is gonna beat your ass and then steal whatever's left of your booze. "That is way too many swords" is Zoro's cue to come play. Finally, a worthy opponent! Meanwhile, the damn boat's still in mortal peril. Fuck off, Hordy.

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We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

12:00 - Primal #7 - Plague of Madness - TV-MAV
12:30 - Lupin the 3rd: Part 6 #10 - Darwin's Bird - TV-14
1:00 - One Piece #561 - A Massive Confused Fight! The Straw Hats vs. the New Fish-Man Pirates! - TV-PG
1:30 - One Piece #562 - Luffy Loses the Fight?! Hordy's Long Awaited Revenge! - TV-PGL

2:00 - Naruto Shippuden #397 - One Worthy as a Leader - TV-PG
2:30 - Naruto Shippuden #398 - The Night Before the Second Exam - TV-PG

3:00 - Shenmue the Animation #8 - Aspiration - TV-14L
3:30 - Attack on Titan: The Final Season #23 - Sunset - TV-MA

[let's roll]

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We're on a mission from Tom.

Lupin- Hiiii Glasses Fujiko. Who's this douchebag? I don't trust this guy. I don't know enough about archaeology to know if any of this is bullshit so I'm just gonna assume it's legit. "Thanks for curing my tuberculosis, doc, have this weird bird rock I found." That sure took a long time for him to get to the point. How many men will she have to seduce to get that fossil? Jigen's too old for this shit. It's okay Fuji I'd help you for free. I always love the super realistic latex mask ploy. Well that sure is weird. Shoutout to that guard looking at porn instead of watching the cameras because I'd be doing the exact same thing. Uhhh this ain't normal. How does she fit all that hair in that cap? Just fuck already. This definitely feels like some kinda elaborate trap. Uhhhhhh hey Lupin you okay there buddy? What the fuck is going on. Hey, who spilled Angel's Egg in my Lupin episode?

One Piece- Fuck you, Hordy. I can't believe we can't just let Decken bleed out here. Sea Hagrid cracks me up. Eat some balls, douchebags! You suck, evil Zoidberg. Nami being menaced by yet another invisible asshole. :D Goddammit Brook. Cut that out you're ripping his jacket. I am always down for more Mecha Franky. They are all idiots, aren't they. Meanwhile, Chopper being the only one doing any work here. Man Usopp got cool. Aw hell where'd Chopper go. Stop taking drugs! I just want shark waifu to make it out of here. Okay that was definitely a pregnant lady there, how the fuck does that work? And then everyone else got stabbed. Uh hey Luffy you know what water does to you right? I agree with Hordy, Decken should just fucking die already. Look I know we need to keep him alive so the giant boat doesn't crush-murder the entire island but I really wish he'd just die. God I hope he's dead and not just knocked out. Oh right, the ship.

Well this could be going better. Oh, so it's a special phantom mystery ship. I don't think I'm lucky enough for Decken to be dead. No, he is not alright. Man that is one strong bubble. Sweet, free shark teeth. Dude it's not a flex to be smarter than Luffy. This is a real rough day for Shirahoshi. I don't like Fukaboshi's odds here. She died because you shot her, you sack of shit! And then he died. Spoiler alert he's doing this because he's just as MASSIVE bag of dicks. Owwww that's gotta hurt. I have no memory of these guys. Okay I would rather just be crushed to death than lose the air conditioner. Dude no that's SO MANY drugs. Hordy is the fucking worst.

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Another marathon week, another missed opportunity to post the schedule on time.

12:00 - Primal #8 - Coven of the Damned - TV-14SV
12:30 - Shenmue the Animation #1 - Thunderclap - TV-14V
1:00 - Shenmue the Animation #2 - Daybreak - TV-14LV
1:30 - Shenmue the Animation #3 - Yin-Yang - TV-14L
2:00 - Shenmue the Animation #4 - Shackles - TV-14LV

2:30 - Shenmue the Animation #5 - Equal - TV-14LV
3:00 - Shenmue the Animation #6 - Dignified - TV-14L
3:30 - Shenmue the Animation #7 - Future - TV-14L

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Man, this week's been bleaker than most. At least Toonami's here again to brighten it up a little.

12:00 - Primal #9  - The Night Feeder - TV-MAV
12:30 - Lupin the 3rd: Part 6 #11 - The Truth and the Raven - TV-14V
1:00 - One Piece #563 - A Shocking Fact! The True Identity of Hordy! - TV-PGL
1:30 - One Piece #564 - Back to Zero! Earnest Wishes for Luffy! - TV-PG

2:00 - Naruto Shippuden #399 - Demon Desert Survival - TV-PG
2:30 - Naruto Shippuden #400 - As a Taijutsu User - TV-PG

3:00 - Shenmue the Animation #9 - Distinct - TV-14LV
3:30 - Attack on Titan: The Final Season #24 - Pride - TV-14DLV

[just a little bit]

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Mira...

12:00 - Primal #10 - Slave of the Scorpion - TV-14V
12:30 - Lupin the 3rd: Part 6 #12 - The Ghosts of Britain - TV-14V
1:00 - One Piece #565 - Luffy's All-Out Attack! Red Hawk Blasts! - TV-PG
1:30 - One Piece #566 - Coming to an End! The Final Decisive Battle Against Hordy! - TV-PG

2:00 - Naruto Shippuden #401 - The Ultimate - TV-PG
2:30 - Naruto Shippuden #402 - Escape vs. Pursuit - TV-PGL

3:00 - Shenmue the Animation #10 - Comeback - TV-14LV
3:30 - Attack on Titan: The Final Season #25 - Night of the End - TV-14V

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And then there was one.

12:00 - Primal #11 - Sea of Despair - TV-14V
12:30 - Primal #12 - Shadow of Fate - TV-14V
1:00 - Lupin the 3rd: Part 6 #13 - An Invitation From the Past - TV-14V
1:30 - One Piece #567 - Stop, Noah! Desperate Elephant Gatling! - TV-PG
2:00 - One Piece #568 - To the Future! The path to the Sun! - TV-PG

2:30 - Naruto Shippuden #403 - Unwavering Gutsiness - TV-PGL
3:00 - Shenmue the Animation #11 - Entangled - TV-14LV
3:30 - Attack on Titan: The Final Season #26 - Traitor - TV-14V

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I really hope Empress is taking a break from this thread, because otherwise, what's the point of having it? After how long it's lasted, I'd hate to see it finish as a glorified schedule archive. We already have Swimpedia for that.

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11 minutes ago, Blatch said:

I really hope Empress is taking a break from this thread, because otherwise, what's the point of having it? After how long it's lasted, I'd hate to see it finish as a glorified schedule archive. We already have Swimpedia for that.

She's taking a break

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Had a family tragedy for the past month and a half but we're crawling back outta the gutter, babey

Lupin- Hello there, gang of murder women. Jigen is the best housewife. Hiiii Fujiko. Steal it all! Hey maybe you'll find the devil's skeleton again. Somebody stole my grandpa's stolen loot! Oooh is it your grandma? Oh good, Pops' boyfriend got to come with him from London. One of these days the obvious disguise voiced by Tony Oliver won't be Lupin. This girl is cute. Lupin/Jigen is the real otp. What's your angle here, Lupin? I'm glad Pops has finally learned to check everyone's faces for masks. Hiiiiiii Fujiko. Okay so who's this mysterious lady. Oh hey Goemon. THE FLOWERS WERE BUGGED, YOU GENIUS BASTARD. Mustache Lupin is unreasonably funny to me. Oh shit they faked the robbery to go in and do the real robbery, that's brilliant. That WAS a brilliant plan until this bitch got in the way. Knife shoes! Since when does this show have so many women who aren't just Fujiko in a wig? Dangit flower girl just move! What does that mean? OH SHIT.

One Piece- Hordy still fucking sucks. Now boys don't fight, just measure your dicks already. I love Robot Franky. Oh hey, we won while I was gone. Oh right, the damn boat's still falling. FUCK THIS BOAT. Uh hey everybody y'all might wanna run. Oh hey, Whitebeard! This definitely won't be relevant at any point in the future. Okay y'all can stop screaming STRAWHAT any time now. It's fine, just ask Franky to build you a new boat. I'm sure this Joy Boy fella won't be important at all. Say what? Oh hey, monsters! It's cool, they're your friends. Aww good, a happy ending.

Aw hell Luffy's dying again. Oh hey,, that boat is the perfect size for them. Maybe don't let the government know about that power. Yeah, capture the villains now that all the hard work of beating them is done. SURELY THIS WON'T BE IMPORTANT LATER. Sure just drop that thing in front of Tom's brother and let him patch it up. Oh goddammit I forgot fucking Caribou is still here. So hey guys, sorry we accused you of kidnapping and plotting an assassination and all that. I love Uncle Fish. I love Franky's hair. Chopper is so goddamn adorable. You can just go ahead and kill Decken, please I'm begging you. Just give him some meat he'll be fine. Honey you're gonna drown him in your tears. :D Robin is the best. Hey maybe ask all those humans you've got captured. It's red, close enough! Just stab somebody and take their blood by force. Uncle Fish to the rescue! And now the narrator will read a heartfelt essay he composed over the commercial break. Remember to give blood, kids. Now get that boy his weight in meat immediately.

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8 hours ago, Blatch said:

I really hope Empress is taking a break from this thread, because otherwise, what's the point of having it? After how long it's lasted, I'd hate to see it finish as a glorified schedule archive. We already have Swimpedia for that.

Yeah, but Swimpedia doesn't have all the content ratings.

4 hours ago, EmpressAngel said:

Had a family tragedy for the past month and a half but we're crawling back outta the gutter, babey

I see. Sorry for your loss.

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No new shows available for broadcast this year? Why not Zoidberg Inuyasha?

12:00 - Primal #13 - Dawn of Man - TV-MAV
12:30 - Yashahime: Princess Half-Demon #25 - Wielding the Tenseiga - TV-14LV
1:00 - Lupin the 3rd: Part 6 #14 - The Mirage Women - TV-14LV
1:30 - One Piece #569 - The Secret Revealed! The Truth About the Ancient Weapon! - TV-PG
2:00 - One Piece #570 - The Straw Hats Stunned! The New Fleet Admiral of the Navy! - TV-PG

2:30 - Naruto Shippuden #404 - Tenten's Troubles - TV-PG
3:00 - Shenmue the Animation #12 - Guidepost - TV-14LV
3:30 - Attack on Titan: The Final Season #27 - Retrospective - TV-MA

We all still have Inuyasha, from one ACTN Dark Age to the next.

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Yashahime- Oh boy I can't wait to see how Towa fucks it up this season. Oh right, Setsuna's dead I guess. Evil Crispin deserves a better show. Sesshomaru appearing for ten seconds and then fucking off before they can catch him for child support. Moroha deserves a better show. You're never gonna convince me they didn't just steal that butterfly from an ambien commercial. Reminder that Rin would have been like, fifteen when Sesshomaru knocked her up. Sometimes Totosai's cow shows up and gives me a brief flicker of nostalgic happiness. Is it just me or does Jaken sounds less grating than he used to? I love my feral urchin daughter. Oh hey, Towa's doing something without fucking it up. Just make Moroha is the only one I care about just make her the main character already. Show you're just wasting your screen time I have literally zero attachment to the twins. In a surprise twist, Towa continues to be a failure and the worst. Oh hey, she actually managed to do a thing. Genuinely surprised Sesshomaru is doing literally anyth8ing to help his kids. Wow what a surprise, Setsuna's alive again. I don't remember half demons just being able to use up all their demon powers and getting turned temporarily human but it looks like it's not going to be any kind of a problem. Moroha continues to have zero competition for best girl.

Lupin- Oh good, the nice flower girl's okay. I love watching these three bicker. Now can you explain why all of them look exactly alike? So how does this lady know Lupin's mom? Wait how old is Lupin supposed to be anyway? He would later rebel against that lesson on not trusting people by basically developing a lifelong threeway with two other dudes. That's a nice story, now how does it go horribly wrong? I like this cop lady she's pretty. TANK. Honestly kinda rooting for these bitches they brought a tank. Thanks, Fujiko! Aww dang it, a buncha them are dudes. It's a trap! It's funny you think the dark is gonna stop Goemon. Haaaa, that Lupin was Jigen. It's a trap, again! Hiiiiiiiiiii Fujiko. I know you're not gonna shoot her but you can at least pistolwhip her a bit. We stan a king. Fujiko's having a great time. Oh shit.

One Piece- Happy ending for everyone! Or they understand that this one dude in particular was an asshole and don't take it out on the rest of the country. Sweet, free jobs! Get that boy some meat immediately. :D Heroes have to share their booze. Surely it won't take like 400 episodes for Jinbe to join the crew. Come back, we still owe you a party! Oh right, Hachi and Camie are still back there. Hordy, still the fucking worst. I love that kraken. This may just be sufficient amounts of meat and booze for Luffy and Zoro. I love the adorable tiny mermaids. Call 'em hereos all you want they're still not sharing anything. This sure is a lot of stuff that isn't food and booze. Let Brook sing. And then Sanji died, again. Just let Zoro get hammered goddammit. Sanji needs to be sedated. Less talking more drinking. MEAT. Get it, Brook! Goddammit Sanji. Neptune never gets to make his speech. Reminder that Nami can keep pace with Zoro's drinking. King is drunk as fuck. Joy Boy, you say? Surely this Joy Boy fella won't be important to the story at all. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Oh hey, that thing.

Oh not this gross bastard again. WHy do we keep letting Caribou exist. You know damn well Luffy's not aware of shit. Oh no not Akainu, i HATE that guy. FUCK Blackbeard and the horse he rode in on. How did he steal that devil fruit anyway? Hiiii Shanks. Surely the rest of these guys won't be relevant at all. Unce Fish is gonna have an aneurysm dealing with Luffy one day. Something ominous is about to happen. OH HELL NO YOU GO AWAY. I need an adult. BEAT HIS ASS. The best part of this is Luffy not giving a single shit. Yeah that was definitely the robber and not Zoro. Nami/treasure otp. This is just how it feels being over 30 and sleeping in a bad position. Remember kids, don't do drugs. Y'all can just go ahead and beat the shit out of these old men. Oh hey, Big Mom time. Oh no this isn't gonna go well.

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It's been a while since we've had Saturday premieres for non-Toonami programs. Black Dynamite S2 was the last one, if I'm remembering right?

11:30 - Smiling Friends #9 - The Smiling Friends Go to Brazil! - TV-14L

And now here's the regular schedule.

12:00 - Primal #14 - The Red Mist - TV-MAV
12:30 - Yashahime: Princess Half-Demon #26 - Demon Spirit of the Sea - TV-MAS
1:00 - Lupin the 3rd: Part 6 #15 - Wedding Bells Ring with the Sound of Gunfire - TV-14LV
1:30 - One Piece #571 - She Loves Sweets! Big Mom of the Four Emperors! - TV-PG
2:00 - One Piece #572 - Many Problems Lie Ahead! A Trap Awaiting in the New World! - TV-PG

2:30 - Naruto Shippuden #405 - The Imprisoned Pair - TV-PG
3:00 - Shenmue the Animation #13 - Shenmue - TV-14LV
3:30 - Attack on Titan: The Final Season #28 - The Dawn of Humanity - TV-14LV

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Yashahime- How's Towa gonna fuck it up this time. Neat, fish people. Aw fuck not this guy again. I hope they just ditched Towa because they know she'll fuck it up. They're looking for a what now? Oh right, that thing. Totosai, out. Moroha, still zero competition for best girl. Aw hell, somebody''s about to get taken as a sea demon's bride aren't they. Fuck you, Ursula. Towa she's not even here maybe focus on the people who might actually need help. Terrible news, Takechiyo's still alive. This freaky nun is definitely the water bitch. Joke's on you nobody here's a human. I hate that guy. Oh hey it''s a Medusa. I'm not gonna ask why Takechiyo's suffering I'm just gonna enjoy it. No, we want to kill you because you're a loony bitch who murders people. Suddenly Little Mermaid. I mean, that was kind of on you for showing up as a freaky giant snake. Okay I get the turning people to stone thing but why are you targeting long haired women now? That is an unsatisfying answer. Okay the entire group showing up with fucking blindfolds on is cracking me up. Towa, still the worst. I swear to god if she sees her reflection in those shitty sunglasses and dies I'm throwing a chair. Oh sure let this douchebag save the day why not. Hey lady remember your boyfriend that you killed? That sure was a thing that happened.

Lupin- Why do I hear Real Folk Blues playing in the distance? Jigen always looks so wrong without his hat. Oh shit is that rich asshole marrying Jigen's girlfriend? GASP she's  commoner.  I'd date her. Who's this douchebag? Well I know which evil schmuck is getting killed in the next twenty minutes. Jigen's such a good dude. GET IT, FLASHBACK JIGEN. And then they fucked. This lady is so nice I kinda love her. Hello there criminals it is murder time. Damn Jigen that one was brutal. Not to go full Fujiko but shit I'd marry this guy just to get that necklace. I got a bad feel about this, Scoob. So go get a job you whiny rich bastard. SURPRISE JIGEN. Aww, she still loves him. Give that thing to Fujiko immediately. NOOOO THE FANCY NECKLACE. Could this franchise just let Jigen get the girl for once?

One Piece- Sweet, free treasure. Y'all can go ahead and just kill Caribou while you're here. Oh no why are you asking Zoro for directions. Oh my god Pekoms looks like a giant stuffed animal I love him. LUFFY NO YOU''RE NOT HELPING. And then Luffy caused an international pirate war. Aggressively French. Now that's a deal I can appreciate. Sanji no. Dude we just stopped this island from being destroyed don't make us do it again. Oh, she's terrifying. This mutant girl with her is cute though. You destroyed the Baked Goods Kingdom? YOU MONSTER. I always like how the snail phones are personalized. Luffy o don't answer that. It's probably not the best idea to piss this lady off, let's see how that goes. She has a point, you can't eat gold. Hi Kid. This bitch wants candy and by god she's getting candy. Ohhh Nami's gonna be so pissed they got in a fight with an emperor.

Shirahoshi's so damn cute. Why do we still let Caribou exist. Uncle Fish is the best. Don't worry she's got a new target for her anger. Okay so we accidentally gave Big Mom a giant bomb, that'll go well. And then Nami murdered them. Please kill Caribou while you're here. I can only understand about half of what this French guy says. GUN. He's not just a lion, he's a turtle lion. THANK YOU, FINALLY. You know I've never thought about how they're supposed to get back up to the surface. Meanwhile, some other people. Oh hey, that one girl. She's blind as fuck. Hiiii Smoker.

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It's been long enough since marathon fever ran distressingly high.

12:00 - Primal #15 - The Primal Theory - TV-14V
12:30 - Yashahime: Princess Half-Demon #27 - The Silver-Scale Curse - TV-14V
1:00 - Lupin the 3rd: Part 6 #16 - Samurai Collection - TV-14L
1:30 - One Piece #573 - Finally Time to Go! Goodbye, Fish-Man Island! - TV-PG
2:00 - One Piece #574 - To the New World! Heading for the Ultimate Sea! - TV-PG

2:30 - Naruto Shippuden #406 - The Place Where I Belong - TV-PG
3:00 - Blade Runner: Black Lotus #1 - City of Angels - TV-14LV
3:30 - Made in Abyss #1 - The City of the Great Pit - TV-MA

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Yashahime- Moroha has done nothing wrong ever in her life and you will not criticize her. Now here's Sesshomaru and his comatose teenage bride. Oh sure, it's totally fine that the child he helped raise was all of 18 when she gave birth to his kids. I also hate them for entirely different reasons. Look, offing her should be considered a mercy kill. So the punishment here is that she'll live a perfectly normal life but just be ugly? Oh honey, you think he gives a shit about those kids? Could he not just easily explain that they shouldn't kill this one bitch until they undo the curse? So then, it's Sesshomaru's fault Moroha doesn't have parents? Goddammit Kikyo. This explaination sounds like complete horse shit. Congratulations Towa, I guess you've been accidentally trying to kill your mom for an entire season now. Oh what the fuck now. Not this asshole again. Evil Crispin is still too good for this show. Moroha, still zero competition for best girl. I still don't know what the fucking deal is with these rainbow pearls. I refuse to respect anyone afraid of a tree. Okay so he's just a spare chunk of his body like a bad Naraku ripoff. Lady nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about. Shit's on fire. Who the hell is this?

Lupin- Seal. Fuck you, ice! Nothing says fashion like arctic whales and seals. Kitty! That is an oddly specific pet peeve, sir. Hiiiii Fujiko. Brb gonna go steal some clothes. #1 simp. Okay how the hell did Goemon get roped into this. Dog! :D He's trying his best. Goemon possesses zero chill. Dude just take a break. Y'all fuckin yet? "Inner magma" is cracking me up. I'm just assuming Jigen took one look at this plan and spent the next week sleeping off a hangover. Hiiiiiiiii Fujiko. I'm losing it at that ridiculous hat. :D Camel Lupin is best Lupin. And then it was Cats for a second. This is bonkers, I love it. SHE WANTS TO BANG YOU. That's a lot of clothes, Fujiko's gonna be so happy. Goemon no don't cockblock him! I love Fujiko so much. Nooooo she earned those clothes. Come on Pops you won't arrest a guy in his underwear. It's okay Fujiko I'll console you.

One Piece- I love you, hot shark lady. Shirahoshi's so goddamn cute. Sanji's gonna die again. Brook is a gift. Boys don't fight, Zoro's objectively hotter. He's right, maybe we'll get lucky and the thing won't explode. Cool, super compass. I'm already lost, buddy. Don't let Luffy know about the neelde that's going bonkers. :D Nami is suffering. Oh hey Franky. Those dingbat princes crack me up. Bye, Uncle Fish! It's okay Brook I still love you. Awwww the little mermaids. Protect Shirahoshi at all costs. I need her and Vivi to meet and be princess buddies. It's okay random kid, Uncle Fish will get you a straw hat. Nice, Franky brought some floaties. Shanks is hot and I miss him. HIIII ACE--AW FUCK. I hope you like seeing scenes of Ace dying because that's the only screentime he gets from now on. Let Brook see that whale asap.

I'm here for Showr Nami. Chopper has no idea how lucky he is. Y'know what that's still worth it. Oh no what are these idiots doing. Poor giant blobfish. That is one giant terror fish. Sweet, free murder fish. Don't worry it's just the East Australian Current. Robin's having fun. LUFFY NO. And then everyone died. Brook, still an absolute delight. Oh hey, they're alive. WHAAAALE. I wish I could speak whale. I miss Laboon. Brook needs a hug. It's not the first time I've cried over a cartoon whale and by god it won't be the last. Aaaand this song's in my head for the next three weeks. I love it when Ian gets to sing. Awww the whales like his song. Aw crap it's the navy.

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