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he was sitting on the side of the road all alone. It’s truly a fucking miracle that I even saw him. He’s TINY. I turned around to check on him, but I assumed he was feral and would run. Nope. He meowed at me, let me pick him up, and he started purring and nuzzling me immediately. 😭

Fuck, I can't decide who to troll.

As a historian, I can tell you that the continental army manned Newark airport. Every time a plane would come in from London Heathrow, the man on the loudspeaker would yell "THE BRITISH ARE COMING into gate B12"

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It's become a thing today.

Ok, home now, just wondering where I should dig in. You know my usual MO involves picking out the points from a post and systematically refuting them, but you're not really giving me a lot to work with here. So, the only point you really raised in this statement is that you believe the fact that the president raped a 13 year old girl is "bullshit." Well, lets see.... there are court records of it. There are quotes from Donald Trump complimenting known pedophile Epstein on his choice of young girls. There's the fact that he bragged about going into women's dressing rooms while he was running pageants and molesting them, there's the fact that Barr recused himself from the Epstein thing... The point is, there's a lot of concrete factual evidence. I mean, you might as well argue "I bet you believe the bullshit about Trump raping his then-wife Ivana just because she testified under oath about how he forcefully penetrated her while pulling out handfuls of her hair." But I mean, that's all the meat of the argument I could pull from your statement; just a "Nuh-uh!" which was really easy to refute.You didn't even come out with the whole "Whatabout Bill Clinton! He was friends with Epstein!" Which is a shame, because I really wanted to say "Fuck Bill Clinton, I would love a full investigation and if he is found guilty of being a child molester along with Epstein I really hope he gets punished. Now your turn- say 'if Trump is found guilty of raping the 13 year old girl that we specifically know he raped, then I won't support Trump anymore.'" I really wanted to say that, just to see if you would. Would you do that anyways? You're welcome to throw the qualifier in there: "(If) Trump raped a 13 year old I won't support him anymore." You won't, will you? Ironically that brings me back to your empty statement, specifically your badly mixed metaphor. Scientology is a cult. Had you compared it to a conspiracy theory, that would have been relevant. But Trump raping a 13 year old isn't a cult. A cult is when people follow someone they believe can do no wrong; often times chosen by "god" for their tasks. They leave their own personal morals behind and instead find identity in a charismatic leader or organization that claims to keep its members safe from outsiders while in actuality manipulating and harming them. Hmmmm. Also, on topic: why is it that when Sheriff Joe Arpaio proudly called his tent city a concentration camp everybody loved how he was sticking it to the butthurt liberals, but now suddenly "concentation camp" is such a non-pc thing to say?

.... Not sure when I let my mouth become so foul but apparently I've offended some old ladies at brunch yesterday Also .... last night the miniature did say ... "oh shit" >.> This might be a problem.

What I'm saying is, and I'll tell you at this time, I'll keep you in suspense, OK? Because, and I know this, this impression is the absolute best I have ever seen. This is a great man. He's good people. I worked with his father. And, if you want to know the truth, it is honestly breathtaking. No I'm not into anal. By the way, I said, as I was saying it, this is almost like looking into a mirror, OK? But I will say, it's-this is wonderful. Tremendous. And, you know, but the Persians they are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so they, they just killed, they just killed us and I had lunch yesterday. I tell you what, it was steak. Which, in all fairness, steak is the best. And ketchup. Steak and ketchup are always great. But if Hilary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy ketchup? Tremendous.

Mock all you want but I'm proud of of the fact that during the Revolutionary War we didn't lose a single airplane.

I am grate arteest

Still can't believe it happened and I want to spend all my prize money on N64 games lol

I decided to turn a picture into a bad movie poster. Enjoy.

Broke my glasses.....again. And I needed them to drive. Saving grace was I looked in the back seat and my daughter's glasses were back there.....So here I am, a grown ass man with purple and pink striped glasses, attempting to not look stupid. Luckily, it's inventory day, and I get to go to the warehouse and work alone.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/mitch-mcconnell-ancestors-slave-owners-alabama-1800s-census-n1027511 I for one am shocked. Shocked, I say.

Huh, jingo thinks being a nazi is fun.

Hopefully my new band will finally start to get off the ground next week.

It's my Cousin Itt cosplay.

Brains, they taste delicious

Sure. Didn't your Supremes say corporations are people too, and money = speech? One dollar, one vote, isn't that how it works now?

This is your safe space. It's the only place you can share your views without fear of any real repercussions. That's why, even though you get banned and leave "for good" over and over again, you always come back.

@Danger_Jules