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  1. 9 points
    Japanese Harry Potter goes to ninja school. His village doesn't like him because he is one of the 9 Gods of Furries. Big Boss Ninja tells everyone not to tell the idiot orphan that he's a fuckin' god, but one dude totally snitches and Naruto and his mentor whoop his monkey ass. After this Naruto assigned to a team lead by a senior emo who spends his time reading the latest erotic fanfictions. His teammates are a brooding edgelord and a walking vagina. Ninja Ash Ketchum wants to be the very best, like no one ever was, aka the king of yard work ninjas. The squad goes on fun side quests, wasting our time, and eventually wasting the Aquafina village's most famous Cloud Strife cosplayer and his companion, a young drag queen. After leveling up, the party gets invited to take part in the prestigious ninja SATs. This is followed by a game of hide seek in the woods that culminates in a 1v1. No items. Fox only. Final Destination. EVO continues until a Snake main interrupts and summons some badass zombie ninjas to gank the Big Boss Ninja. But Big Boss is like "fuck you dude" and casts a spell on the Snake main, forcing him to No Contest the match. Later on, this hentai-crazed frogman decides Naruto needs to see his first pair of titties. Like not just any titties. Some big titty goth gf titties. Frogman likes them titties so much, he wants goth gf to be the next ninja president. Meanwhile, Naruto's edgelord teammate wants to kill his brother, mostly cause said brother killed their family and he totally wanted to do that. Snake main returns to teach edgelord how to use contact lenses. Naruto warns of the dangers of maining Snake and using contacts, but he is ignored. Livid, Naruto runs off to learn the ways of hentai with frogman. Walking vagina finally gets her shit together and opts to learn how to be a big titty goth gf from the ninja president. There is a sudden appearance of a Philly Cheesesteak. It was not well done, nor welcome in this place. A group of rogue, soundcloud rappers kidnap one of the 9 Gods of Furries in an attempt to get some free yiffs. I didn't watch or read past this point but, if I understand correctly, they eventually fight God. Naruto later marries this chick whose family is so poor, they can't afford color for their eyes. The couple would later give birth to two mistakes, and one of them got a sick cable TV deal for his own show.
  2. 5 points
    I hope this dumb community is happy. The American Bar Association has weighed in and thinks the Pro Vic crowd are all idiots.
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  5. 4 points
    Why do you post this stuff? I would keep some of your personal life to yourself. That guy looks old and desperate.
  6. 3 points
    Lol! Well, the only reason I got to go to *NSYNC was because my mom won tickets, otherwise I never would have been able to go. And she made my uncle take me. He stood there with his arms crossed the whole time...I don’t think he was as impressed as I was 😂
  7. 3 points
    I wear pajamas. The first thing I do when I get home is put on pajamas. I will put on pajamas, make dinner, shower and put on more pajamas
  8. 3 points
    There are thousands of scripts like that, original ideas, adaptations, ideas that get pitched to editors and shot down on a daily basis only to find new life somewhere else. I mean, at one point someone in Hollywood optioned a live action Ranma 1/2. Just...think about that. Think of how many scripts pass by an executive’s door.
  9. 3 points
    idk....maybe they saw the raccoon and were triggered by the memories of a 1950's burglar who killed their great grandfather.....as far as police shootings go, this is a trend that stings less.....I guess what i'm trying to say is i'm on team people
  10. 3 points
    Unless you know for sure she likes this music, this is not a good idea for a first date. You want the first date to be an opportunity to find your common interests and see if you mesh well. You are guaranteeing this girl will never go out with you again if she doesn't like the music and spends all night being ignored.
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    I have suspended the treaty w/insect kind in regard to Halyomorpha Halys aka the Brown Marmorated Stink Bug. They will all die.
  13. 2 points
    Backstreet Boys, Into The Millennium Tour, October 26 1999
  14. 2 points
    I ain't no fancy city lawyer or nuthin but I dun told these Viccers the same thing.
  15. 2 points
    They were just getting famous when I went to that concert. My mom wouldnt let me go to the boyband concerts .... somehow a lone white dude is safer than 5 white dudes together? I dunno
  16. 2 points
    Atleast over coffee you're not awkwardly shouting into each other's ear and hoping they understand you. I feel like a metal concert is like a 2nd or 3rd date. I dunno ... its his call, but I would just try something else first. Do an activity where you can make actual conversation first
  17. 2 points
    Reel Big Fish and a bunch of other ska bands like Buckcherry and shit. Creed was also there before they got big, I don't wanna tell the whole thing but they had things thrown at them and were booed off stage, then came back and performed to silence. Reel Big Fish closed, it was awesome.
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    We've known about S4's existence for a while as well as the fact that Funi's dubbing it. Considering it's hugely successful, BONES might be coordinating things so that Funi gets to dub the entire season with no delay. Maybe that's even why it's premiering in October this time instead of April. As for Fire Force... meh, just resolve this in a timely manner and we'll be fine. Perhaps this break is the very reason why we're having a marathon. In a normal year, their existence usually gives DeMarco and his crew some leeway for simuldubs, but since they've been taking holidays off, they're now forced to do it.
  20. 2 points
    Loud, white boy wants you to believe he can be the ninja leader. He becomes the ninja leader. Fin.
  21. 2 points
    I wouldn't even agree to an unenthusiastic handjob for an Eva. You really are a sucker.
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  23. 2 points
    Because everyone and their mother knows this show isn’t getting another season.
  24. 2 points
    This here is more or less the plot for the Naruto series. EFBbwmAWsAM6vAP.mp4
  25. 2 points
    Is there even a Spanish word for "musketeer"? Maybe tres amigos was the best approximation they could come up with.
  26. 2 points
    Dude wants to become the greatest ninja Everyone laughs at him He makes friends Ninja tournament Oh no, his friend goes off to train with evil ninja Come back friend! Friend: Naw bitch, fuck all of y'all Time skip: Now they're hot teen ninjas FILLER TIME! What an awesome fight-FILLER TIME! Oh he dead. He dead too. Main Evil ninja is like 7 different people/personalities?(I haven't finished Shippuden) You get a wife, and you get a wife... I do enjoy the Naruto series, but it could have been handled better once the show caught up with the manga.
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    This war is a holy war. There will be a cleansing of the earth from the stink beasts as great in its place as the cleansing of the earth by the flood that came in the days of Noah. Let the earth rejoice; let the multitude of isles be glad thereof. Clouds of stink juice are round about: righteousness and judgment are the habitation of this quest. A fire goeth, and burneth up the insect scourge and the earth saw, and trembled.
  29. 2 points
    So, gen:LOCK. It was far from perfect, and many of the complaints I've heard make sense. But I liked it, and if a second season somehow finds its way into production past all that behind-the-scenes drama, I'd watch it. 8/10. Also, I'm pretty sure Titmouse produced stuff long before G.I. Joe Resolute came along. Megas XLR and Metalocalypse, anyone?
  30. 2 points
    No, those men think you are easy fuggs.
  31. 2 points
    Hmm now I want to listen to japanese...black sabbath
  32. 2 points
    @1938 Packard lives in nj with zeni and my sources tell me they meet and fuck regularly.
  33. 1 point
    My parents took me to a Boy George concert when I was like 6. Fuck them.
  34. 1 point
    Someone lied....You're more like a in shape Carlos Mencia.
  35. 1 point
    I was a younger idiot at the time.
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  37. 1 point
    If Foo Fighters came around here I’d snap those tickets up
  38. 1 point
    oh, you guys have beef......ok, i'll just be quiet then >.> P.S. - I didn't know about the border patrol thing. Don't you do that Phil.
  39. 1 point
    I guess when she makes threads saying “why does everyone think i’m terrible?” She should see how she portrays herself sometimes. i just mean i understand both sides. No hate or anything
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    Aww... 😢 Very weird that they sent cops instead of animal control. Maybe it's because she called 911? And I'm going to guess that they shot him because they probably didn't have the proper equipment to capture/move him. How sad... At my old job, we had a raccoon stuck in our dumpster. My coworker actually called animal control, though. They were like, "Just open the dumpster, he'll jump out." And she's like, "Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of!" So they came out and got him out of there.
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    We will use your sperm and eggs to create a batch of embryos that will be placed in stasis within a synthetic disk. These disks will then be placed deep underground, like a time capsule of genetic material. So that millions of years from now after we've gone extinct, alien life might find the remains of our planet, along with the vault filled with human embryo disks. And when they crack 'em open and put them under the heat lamp for a few days, the encino men they revive will be your genetic legacy. I'm going to make a million dollars with this idea.
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  46. 1 point
    Even if Zeni was dead, he would still be trolling the shit out of you betas.
  47. 1 point
    whoa are you stepping to me you are crusin for a brusin
  48. 1 point
  49. 1 point
    Packard is a cat expert, ask him for tips.
  50. 1 point
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